Waldo

Reading argumentative essays and one of my students just solved the gun control debate:
-Keep guns fully unrestricted
-Outlaw gunpowder
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Happy Star Wars Day everyone!!
MARCH THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU 🖖

🎶🎵 HE CAAAARRIED THE FLAME..🎵🎶

These kids need less Mr Beast and more Mr Bean!!

At this point, just go ahead and discombobulate me with that Discombobulater he keeps talking about.. 😭

Shinedown astutely understanding that if 95% of your fanbase consists of roofers, bricklayers, and landscape crew, a nuanced position on immigration is essential for survival

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You just know whoever moderates the official Shinedown Facebook page has been fighting for thier life to prevent WW3 from breaking out in the comments lately

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My Savannah Guthrie theory is that the kidnapper is a Jeff Gillooly-esque BF of a jealous colleague at NBC who developed a Black Swan style obsession with the beloved anchor. Together, the two of them have hatched a plot to push Guthrie out and take her place at the Olympics.

how can I pitch in?

They look like if the moon emoji's got married 🌝🌛

Ngl this one took me a minute 🤣📉

In moments of unrest, we look to the pioneers who shaped our world..

Even the most illiterate among us understand that Big Jim cannot be stopped..

He should have to forfeit his Mike & Molly residuals for this..

Me: "I wonder how long it will be before Matt Walsh gets the ol' Charlie Kirk treatment?"

(20 minutes later..)

Me:

tv ratings have always been his ultimate metric

These motherfuckers are the softest little babies on earth. They are offended by everything! We can defeat these fucking wimps!

It helps that only idiots apply..

Grok rn..

My mother-in-law got me some chronic for christmas and it is WHOOPING my ass, boy!! 😧

Winding down Christmas with the family nestled around the Dear Santa promotional holiday hearth on Paramount+

In addition to the usual toys and stocking stuffers, tonight Santa will also be placing the ancient texts under the tree

Time is a flat circle..

My new job is located in between the P.F. Chang's and a defunct JCPenney #blessed 🐛

Everyone's mom on Facebook is making the same saxophone joke rn