Justin Spencer

Diane, 11:30am., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

Happy 11:30a.m., February 24th!

I mean, I did actually take a 1 credit disc golf class, but it was more like a friend and I played one round of disc golf a week for a semester and then eastern didn’t accept the credit when I transferred.

Tell me five classes you took in college:

- War and Peace in the Nuclear Age
- Canadian Politics
- Psychology of Film
- Managerial Accounting
- Disc Golf

Yeah sure, Werner Herzog

SHHHH

Shhhh

This is going to be a sick headache tomorrow

Yesterday was Shay’s birthday, I am a very lucky dumbass.

If I remember anything about drunk tweeting, it’s all about volume.

If Osgood Perkins wanted to put out an insane new movie that’s exactly my kind of shit every 9ish months forever, that’d be really cool.

That’s enough tv for today, I think.

Again, fuck this

Turns out you actually can make a Vilma broadcast worse

Somehow my favorite headline of the day so far.

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Ready to run out of candy too early again

Cereal is lower than soup in the descriptive order, they’re squares and rectangles.

Cereal is a cold soup, like gazpacho

TIL like half of my job needs AWS US East - 1 to be up.

I should sleep because I have to wake up early to fly home, but Edward Scissorhands is on HBO in the hotel so…

It has no business being as fun as it is. I gave it half a star more than the original.

The stars at night are big and bright!

👻

I guess “I am in hell, help me” was right there

WE HAVE SUCH STRIKES TO SHOW YOU

LFGRW

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