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Going places, live music, films, Spurs induced suffering, cats, football shirts, pints, NIN, deep introspective techno, poppadoms. Southerner in Manchester

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14.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 8173 πŸ” 2383 πŸ’¬ 207 πŸ“Œ 111
Omar the cat, absolutely lounging the fuck

Omar the cat, absolutely lounging the fuck

Look that this guy

14.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It means it loves you

14.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I swear to Christ I thought Neil was Irish. All this time I thought he was a blight on them. Really disguised that jock accent

13.03.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I asked stan collymore what a gammon was in like 2013 and it was an instant block πŸ˜‚

11.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did donald trump buy spurs?

10.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It only took 14 minutes and 3 goals but dropping him has done wonders for Vicario coys

10.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay this is the precise moment where relegation is a very real possibility for me

10.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All Spurs fans can hope for here now is for Jeremy Beadle reveal himself as the ref and say this has all been one big jape coys

10.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Has this series of events ever happened before? Coys

10.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man. This couldn’t have gone any worse coys

10.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jfc coys

10.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

COYS do something tonight I would love it coys

10.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vicario being dropped might be the best news I’ve heard all day coys

10.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump being honest klaxon

10.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Pat Butcher from Eastenders, at the end of her tether, smoking a dart

Pat Butcher from Eastenders, at the end of her tether, smoking a dart

It is a Tuesday AND Spurs play this evening coys

10.03.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We call them roadside bombs

07.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I too remember the earlier, woke wars. tons of spent microaggression munitions strewn about everywhere, friends crying out for God as they were slowly cancelled...look, if you weren't there, you'll never understand

06.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 2977 πŸ” 442 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 45
Omar when he was a baby looking a bit special

Omar when he was a baby looking a bit special

Lazy Omar

Lazy Omar

Loaf Omar

Loaf Omar

Birthday Omar

Birthday Omar

Well, despite all the doom and gloom, let’s all pour one out for my cat, Omar, who it’s 10 today!

A great innings. As is customary for 10th birthday gifts, we have got him a new mountain bike to go out on

06.03.2026 09:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Many are saying this

06.03.2026 08:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is where I am. Villa and Newcastle went down. We are shit but we’d get out the championship. Would make our summer clear out tougher though

05.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolute shite COYS

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think there’s an argument for getting rid of any player over the age of 24 in our team coys

05.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He has been let down by players an inherited a disaster of a fit squad, but it was so obvious this was not the guy for the job. Gone by the weekend?

05.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Our two most important players, apparent leaders, getting bozo reds in a crucial run in. Thanks guys coys

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck are we doing. Real clear out needed and that includes our apparent star players coys

05.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also that really isn’t offside. Hate to say it but Wengers new rule is the way to go coys

05.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spurs are incredible man. Just a constant slide into deeper and deeper shit

05.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So England bowled with a beach ball and India apparently using a marble. Games gone

05.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

England getting slapped about here

05.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0