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tax 👏 the 👏 sea 👏 lions

Emerald Fennell think she Sofia Coppola, Sofia Coppola think she Francis Ford Coppola, Francis Ford Coppola think he the Hamburglar

"iS tHeRe a tEcHnoLoGY tHe leFt Is eXcItEd aBoUt" yeah, renewable energy, mRNA vaccines. Lots of cool stuff like that! Probably not the one whose main promise was cutting payrolls

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Collin Rugg&@CollinRugg •3h NEW: U.S. Postal Service driver yells at and appears to flip off Border Patrol agents while they were speaking to someone in a Honda Civic in Minnesota. "Go home, you f*cking losers!" the man yelled as he flipped off the agents.

only thing blue line i recognize 🫡

Thank u

ok whatever i’m sure someone will text me if we go to war with greenland or something, i can’t be responsible for reading all the weird stuff the president said today

you’re welcome for removing your dictator. you can use ours while we steal your oil. he will rename everything after himself because he can’t remember new words. if he starts making a ballroom just let him until he finishes, we have not tried telling him no. welcome to democracy

I do appreciate how each new Mr Beast thing becomes more dreamlike, as if it’s a profane parable whispered into your subconscious by a demon

"but you're not ready for that conversation" baby, I'm not ready for any conversation. Don't talk to me

everybody in the pnw googling ‘how to build an ark’

Urbanists will talk about how cars are a machine that makes you selfish and crazy, and I know it’s easy to roll your eyes at that but if you give drivers the ability to comment they will say “yes I am selfish and crazy”

we have to go back. to warn them.

someone please give me a job with actual hours of paid work before I do something stupid like join a cult or run for elected office

My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?

Gah god all of you love falling into traps

once again joining the many people who have observed how much of a world-historical problem it is that Trump is so fucking funny

If we keep it up the beach will come to us don’t worry

a fedex truck is behind a man and a woman ALT: a fedex truck is behind a man and a woman

Something about this one idk

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Guy kicking guy in the Butt

Any Democrat doing this to Chuck Schumer when they see him in the hallway automatically gets an endorsement from me if they run for re-election

esquire article with headline “why does gen z love rumours so much?”

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Mandy Patinkin and Kathryn Grody promoting Zohran

POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet

So much stuff happens that I bet you already forgot about the whole “circumcision causes autism” thing. I bet that just went into the pile despite it being the craziest fucking thing you’ve ever heard

A white poodle leans out an suv with neon light streaks flashing across the surface of the car

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

Me every time I see some graffiti art: Dang how’d they get up there

the idea of antifa paying protesters is so funny. if i wanted to get paid to destroy the government i’d run for congress