alex🍅

chat is ur manager purposefully ignoring everything you say bc it sounds like ur “complaining” unprofessional as fuck or is it just me?

who up skying their blue?

trying to figure out if the theory that helly is helena egan spying on them or if she’s lying about what she saw for a completely different reason and it’s making me itch

severance 2x01 spoilers ahead:

swear to fuck no one pisses me off like my manager does

u guys don’t understand like rewatching castle is making me insane everyone needs to watch this show if you haven’t

finally redownloaded bluesky after i had to delete it for storage at the talent show hiii oomfs

need to personally pay jonathan bailey’s check for it…

wicked was so fucking good need to see it 80 more times

eye twitching bc i THINK i just saw a spoiler for 9-1-1 on this app of all places so i’m just gonna ignore it and call it a fan theory.

you don’t understand one day i am going to be his controversially young husband and we will be happy and you all will finally see it

need to fujo out about jonathan bailey

just gonna say my pants got drenched from the rain and this is all i had on me

i’m soooo fucking cooked… the city manager is surprise visiting and i’m wearing sweatpants

my manager is the most annoying person alive i think

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

i swear to fuck i have the dumbest customers in the world especially on the weekends

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blue or black ah

crashing💔

it’s ab to be the worst 3 months ever

taste

my tummy hurts omfg

oh this is dope thank u for sharing!