easily the most dogshit president of my lifetime. objectively awful. that's how we should talk about it. i pay more in student loans, i have random debt in collections now, my in laws can't afford healthcare. not even counting the horrendous martial and cultural embarrassments, this shit sucks.
"President Trump will hit the home run, score the touchdown and win the marathon. He will bring home the bacon AND fry it up in a pan. He will bring in the funk, he will kick out the jams. And I assure you -- he will, he will rock you."
that's right spo
Are we to share society with these pagan starvers and child eaters? Clearly they don't exist in the same moral universe as us. What is to become of them? A national divorce would be too kind. Perhaps a cordon sanitaire around Florida, where they can rut and fuck and betray to their heart's content
Ernie Anastos, the longtime TV anchor and talk show host whose Everyman personality and sturdy voice defined how New Yorkers received their news for over four decades, has died at 82.
Say what you will about the psychic hold weeknight crime dramas have on boomers but they were on tonight at the gym and one had Buscemi murdering his way through a crossword tournament and the other had Sledge Hammer/Karl from Succession as a brain stealing murderer and I must say... I was locked in
Daaaaamn
John Candy... not even a top five Second City cast member, no range. Easily on the list of least funny superstar comedy actors with Jason Sudeikis and Rebel Wilson.
I never watched the Muppets as a kid and I don't give a shit about them.
Look dude, it's extremely funny that this guy is betting everything on the future political economy being dominated by an unstoppable alliance of software developers and HVAC technicians
I recently told a colleague of mine that "found family" is a dogshit theme in any work of fiction and man does she hate me now. Sorry dude! "Found family" is just having friends! It's a concept for babies! That's why Disney crammed it into every movie for a decade!
The good people at Community Mausoleum have published my new short story about the Cold War, the American search for utopia, and one really weird night at the Verso loft: www.communitymausoleum.org/coma-journal...
Bro what the fuck is going on on 95
...but if you don't care what I think why did you reply? That doesn't make any sense
You replied to me in the first place dumbass
I don't think this is really the kind of thing you say about a guy who already got someone else killed. That's the kind of thing you say for a first time whoopsie daisy
Why though
You know what's a Philly sports iceberg story that no one gives a shit about? That time Jalen Carter got chesty with a cop at Target and the Birds got him out. On top of all that other shit, you know, he did do that. After he got the guy killed but before he spit on the other guy.
I don't think people understand the psychic damage Bam outscoring Kobe is going to have on uncs worldwide. This is the Uncpocalypse. It's Uncpocalypse Now
This is why it's so important to make your kids play little league sports. I just look at that kid and I can hear his dad yelling "don't be afraid of the ball"
You already blew up a school full of little girls. You can't escalate from there, dumbass. You already did the worst possible thing, and a strongly worded letter to the manager or whatever this is isn't going to spook them.
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
They should be the Utah Mammoths and the Seattle Krakens.
I didn't like this and I don't think you can justify it by bringing up the horrible gambling promotions, which are also disgusting and should be banned
I didn't like this and I don't think you can justify it by bringing up the horrible gambling promotions, which are also disgusting and should be banned
Rampage Jackson is right up there with John Kruk in terms of guys whose pleasant, insightful commentary and discussion presence is so opposite their personas as athletes that it gives you whiplash
Uhhh should I go gas up my car right now
He's trying his best okay
Please please read this from the archbishop of Chicago
www.archchicago.org/statement/-/...
