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Unsolicited Movie Review: Clown in a Cornfield
Junky B-movie stuff that's slightly inventive. Makes digs @ GenX, Xennials & Millennials & kinda wants to be Terrifier, but isn’t as cool & it grew tiresome.
Reddit says cornfields are full of spiders & bugs.
4.5/10 could have been worse for what it is

Oh, Fuck me... we're cooked.
This is abhorrent.

Unsolicited Movie Review: Predator - Killer of Killers
Animated sci-fi, so it’s like Love Death + Robots… but Predator.
Once I realized that, it was pretty all right with serious Animatrix vibes.
Went in cold & wasn’t sold @ first but grew to like & now I'm all in for more.
8.5/10, after credits

Unsolicited Movie Review: Sinners
Beautiful & stunning. Deliberative in narrative & 100% on point for the time period., but also superb with that contemporary vein.
Absolutely nails every facet of being a movie & is probably one of the better films I’ve seen in a long time.
10/10

Unsolicited Alcohol Review: Jinro strawberry soju
Did you drink Bartles & Jaymes in high school/college? Do you want to relive those memories with a kick?
I didn't know they'd flavored this shit until now. Drink it neat & then wonder why you were dumb & only bought one bottle.
10/10, dayum

Unsolicited Documentary Review: Pee-wee as Himself
Having grown up with him as an ever-present personality from Saturday mornings to beyond, this really hit home. It's one of the most heartfelt, earnest & real docs I've ever seen.
Human, poignant & well-rounded.
10/10, would watch again

Unsolicited Movie Review: In a Violent Nature
Uniquely directed with fresh camera work that’s pretty great. A truly innovative perspective that nails the Friday the 13th antagonist POV.
2D characters from an I-don’t-care story, but I kept watching, anyway.
7/10 there was blood & good gore.

Unsolicited Movie Review: The Ugly Stepsister
Methodic, exquisite, sublime body-horror that's just revolting enough.
Riveting & nicely-paced; kinda brutal but also imaginative.
Not sure why this being a foreign-language film makes it even better, but it does.
8.5/10, nods to the original tale

Unsolicited Movie Review: Final Destination Bloodlines
Ultra-decent blood splatters & splats. Cool storyline that fits with the rest of the franchise but CGI takes away from would-be-awesome scenes. Overall, an all right death movie, but not ground breaking or anything.
7.5/10, RIP Tony Todd

Unsolicited Movie Review: Summer of 69
High school senior hires a stripper to help her land the guy she likes. Adorkable & cute story about self-discovery & female bonding. Paula Pell as Betty was Fucking hilarious. Slightly predictable feel-good ending; felt more indie & less made-for-hulu. 7/10

Unsolicited Movie Review: Kryptic
Slow, odd, semi-absurdist film that’s also a semi-interesting drag. It's proto-retro, catering to GenZ artistic styles with a wanna-be horror psychedelic-aesthetic. It has a vague nu-feminist message that gets mired in a drawn out narrative & I did not like it.
3/10

Unsolicited Move Review: Freaky Tales
Series of interwoven stories set in 1987 Oakland, California. Internet consensus = "vibrantly well-acted" & I agree 100%.
Tales from the Crypt vibes with some great music, fun cameos + sci-fi-esque-ness/action gore thrown in for good measure.
8/10, original AF

Unsolicited Movie Review: Havoc
Cop/Gang/Drug movie with a Gotham aesthetic.
Much love for Tom Hardy & Timothy Olyphant but the film Just. Kept. Going.
Decent-enough fights; killer club scene music. Super forgettable overall, though...
4/10, Guy Ritchie would have saved this film.

Unsolicited Movie Review: In the Lost Lands
Bad movie w/ Sin City cum Priest visuals, based on a George RR Martin story.
Jovovich & Bautista are who they are; editing = video game cutscenes. Not sure who this soap opera film was made for? Save yourself & flee.
2/10, I watched the whole thing, why?

Unsolicited Movie Review: Mickey 17
More somber & far less comedic than I thought it'd be. Gave me gloomy ‘Idiocracy in Space’ vibes & I got bored after about an hour. Pattinson is fine but the film is slow & cloning has been addressed more thoroughly in better films or books. Nothing fun here.
5/10

Unsolicited Movie Review: No Man’s Land
Neat 30 min. fan film - someone called it “Sisu vs Aliens,” LoL.
Solid storyline, fun Easter eggs. Literally a Fan Film, so YMMV. Would rather watch this 20 times over than be forced to sit through Prometheus or Covenant ever again.
6/10, A for Aliens Effort

Beer Review: Baphomet from Revolution Brewing
Bock @ 6.66%
Beautiful can art with a black top. Malty-malty bock that's maybe sweeter than it should be, so not a 10. Revolution can sometimes be just okay but this is damn special & worth it. Wish I'd grabbed more from Chicago...
9/10, Hail Satan

The FB algorithm has been absolute trash for a while now. It happened slowly, but it's painfully obvious now. Not sure where we'll all end up, those who've known each other for ages, but I'm glad we're here... until this too, ends.
Add "-ai" to the end of every Google search to omit AI trash.

Beer Review: Jhator from Nightmare Brewing
Tibetan Rice Saison Ale brewed w/ Apricot, Jasmine, Juniper & Himalayan Rice @ 6.1%
Masterful fucking beer, full-bodied, full-flavored with ALL the apricot. Nightmare always has the sickest art, too; drinks heavier than stated ABV, worth the $.
10/10, dayum

It's fine. It's all fine. Everything is fine. (I say this only because I currently have beer.)
Also, in the same vein as #3, I still mourn the loss of Deadwood. Early 00's HBO was peak drama.

Unsolicited Movie Review: Love Hurts
Predictable, & unimaginative with some fairly decent fight scenes. They didn't reinvent anything & while it’s nice Ke Huy Quan is doing more, this wasn't memorable. Watch only if you need ANY action film w/ with good production values.
3/10 Goonies never say die

Unsolicited Movie Review: Companion
Semi-predictable but also innovative enough, it kept me engaged. Evenly-paced & a decent watch.
I’ll likely forget I saw this in a few months but also, I didn’t hate it. Idk, it's hard to find good movies since everything is Content. Just kinda all right. 6.5/10

Unsolicited Movie Review: Love Me
Strong, beautiful, interesting beginning… then they got to the shitty-bullshit Insta-YouTube part & I quit. Made it 15 min in. Fast forwarded & it doesn’t seem like I missed anything.
For something far, far, far, far better go here: www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...

Unsolicited Movie Review: The Gorge
Interesting sci-fi, has something for everyone… serious Resident Evil/Silent Hill/Annihilation vibes.
Has a good start, finishes predictably - good actors; okay creatures. Overall a decent streaming movie. (Probably would've been an okay-ish theater movie.) 7/10

Unsolicited Movie Review: Dear Kelly
Documentary about how one person spirals down the hole of political conspiracy theories. Asks good questions but can’t really answer them - still a meaningful look @ trying to understand the crazy side. Pretty genuine & worth a look.
6/10, an effort was made.

Beer Review: Spooky Banana from Streetside x Nocterra Brewing - Banana Pie Milkshake IPA @ 6.5%
Best possible can Art.
Sweet but not NE IPA-sweet, full-bodied for a 6.5% though it drinks a bit heavier. Very tasty but couldn’t do a 4-pack.
9/10, please acknowledge my pun if you love Terrifier.

Unsolicited Movie Review: Get Away
Fun & bloody dark comedy with Nick Frost.
Went in cold - hadn’t read anything about it or watched any trailers - & enjoyed it much more that way, I think.
Sluggish in parts & it might have some pacing issues, but entertaining overall.
8/10 with blood.