This quote from Katherine Heigl at a MAGA dog event is the most βnot The Onionβ shit Iβve ever read.
This quote from Katherine Heigl at a MAGA dog event is the most βnot The Onionβ shit Iβve ever read.
90% of my workouts are just running to Penn Station
when it happens
βYoshiβ - Donald Glover 2026
Am I surprised that a man who was able to thrive at a company where women weren't allowed in the same room as the boss, because he'd grope them, appears to have no ethical backbone? Not even a little.
The Garfield Happy Meal toys from 1989 are one of the most successful and iconic lines ever produced. To promote them, McDonaldβs hung signs like this from their ceiling. Surfβs up!
I know my brain works differently because casually researching what a move to Vancouver would look like, to me, means knowing where the bedrock vs liquefaction zones are in the event of an earthquake and how long it takes to get to the art house cinema from different neighborhoods.
NEWS > WORLD NEWS β’ News Lindsay Lohan and family safe in Dubai following Iranian airstrikes
I know weβve ALL been thinking, βBut is Lindsay Lohan okay???β Folks, Iβve got great news
Immediately thought: whereβs Lindsay Lohan right now?
Meta Ray-Bans are a Cybertruck you wear on your face.
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There's some magic in this playlist because I rarely get more work done than when I am playing it. Perfect combo of video games, Epcot, and 90s.
1908: the Lancet, one of the most respected scientific journals, calls for 18 age limit on reading in bed amidst a moral panic surrounding children becoming "addicted" to novels, which were "designed to keep kids hooked" and destroy their attention/mental health
Look Vancouver doesnβt need to be adding MORE reasons for me to move there right now.
Seth Rogen accepting Catherine OβHaraβs posthumous award for Outstanding Actress in a Comedy Series for The Studio #ActorAwards
world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.
Really weird time to have been in acting class the last 4 hours doing a scene from Stepmom.
Never be known to the C Suite. Thatβs the only advice I can give you.
This is what happens when United takes my comfort watch movie off of their entertainment system. #filmsky #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday
I think about her a lot because of this
"Rude Dude" riding an LA Metro escalator
Not sure how I didn't know before today that @metrolosangeles.bsky.social has a creepy, vertically eyed mascot named Rude Dude
Say what you will about The Grove, it is peak people watching and I will never hate it.
Someone on tiktok released Adam Schlesingerβs demos for the main tune and we need a full deep dive.
itβs twin peaks day β
cats during your darkest moment deepest ugly cry session will bust open your door like where's my dinner
Itβs one thing to be lucky enough to have friends who booked a VIP tour of Disneyland and invited me. Itβs another that this is during a snow apocalypse.
The way this still lives rent free in my head every time I hear Tomβs Diner.
Every time Iβm in an airport now I wonder if Nathan fielder is there.
Done with love because I think sheβs rad but couldnβt get this out of my head all day.