Emily

This quote from Katherine Heigl at a MAGA dog event is the most “not The Onion” shit I’ve ever read.

90% of my workouts are just running to Penn Station

when it happens

“Yoshi” - Donald Glover 2026

Pixar’s Pete Docter Says Queer ‘Elio’ Storyline Was Axed Because “We’re Making A Movie, Not Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars Of Therapy” Pixar Chief Creative Officer Pete Docter explained the animation company's decision to ax a queer storyline in last year's Elio.

Am I surprised that a man who was able to thrive at a company where women weren't allowed in the same room as the boss, because he'd grope them, appears to have no ethical backbone? Not even a little.

The Garfield Happy Meal toys from 1989 are one of the most successful and iconic lines ever produced. To promote them, McDonald’s hung signs like this from their ceiling. Surf’s up!

'Garfield' Animated Series Ordered By Paramount+ With Lamorne Morris Paramount+ has picked up a new original 2D-animated series featuring the iconic lasagna-loving orange cat, voiced by actor-comedian Lamorne Morris.

In a week of anti-cat news, I love this.

I know my brain works differently because casually researching what a move to Vancouver would look like, to me, means knowing where the bedrock vs liquefaction zones are in the event of an earthquake and how long it takes to get to the art house cinema from different neighborhoods.

NEWS > WORLD NEWS • News Lindsay Lohan and family safe in Dubai following Iranian airstrikes

I know we’ve ALL been thinking, “But is Lindsay Lohan okay???” Folks, I’ve got great news

Immediately thought: where’s Lindsay Lohan right now?

Meta Ray-Bans are a Cybertruck you wear on your face.
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𝐔𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 📖 1990s Nostalgic Atmospheres (Music & Ambience) ✨🛰️🌍🦒🌿 YouTube video by Kester Spach

There's some magic in this playlist because I rarely get more work done than when I am playing it. Perfect combo of video games, Epcot, and 90s.

1908: the Lancet, one of the most respected scientific journals, calls for 18 age limit on reading in bed amidst a moral panic surrounding children becoming "addicted" to novels, which were "designed to keep kids hooked" and destroy their attention/mental health

B.C. to end time changes, adopt year-round daylight time | CBC News March 8 will be the last time most British Columbians have to change their clocks, B.C. Premier David Eby announced Monday.

Look Vancouver doesn’t need to be adding MORE reasons for me to move there right now.

Seth Rogen accepting Catherine O’Hara’s posthumous award for Outstanding Actress in a Comedy Series for The Studio #ActorAwards

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

Really weird time to have been in acting class the last 4 hours doing a scene from Stepmom.

Never be known to the C Suite. That’s the only advice I can give you.

This is what happens when United takes my comfort watch movie off of their entertainment system. #filmsky #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday

I think about her a lot because of this

"Rude Dude" riding an LA Metro escalator

Not sure how I didn't know before today that @metrolosangeles.bsky.social has a creepy, vertically eyed mascot named Rude Dude

Say what you will about The Grove, it is peak people watching and I will never hate it.

Someone on tiktok released Adam Schlesinger’s demos for the main tune and we need a full deep dive.

it’s twin peaks day ☕

cats during your darkest moment deepest ugly cry session will bust open your door like where's my dinner

It’s one thing to be lucky enough to have friends who booked a VIP tour of Disneyland and invited me. It’s another that this is during a snow apocalypse.

"Jeannie's Diner" by Mark Jonathan Davis (1990) - Nick At Nite TV Promo from 1995 YouTube video by Mark Jonathan Davis

The way this still lives rent free in my head every time I hear Tom’s Diner.

Every time I’m in an airport now I wonder if Nathan fielder is there.

Done with love because I think she’s rad but couldn’t get this out of my head all day.