russell adler’s favorite PhD candidate

ooh neat, thank you

Oh my god? I knew AFV was still on but I did not know that it was a top-ranking show???

beating snl is funny

a lot of times when I see a bunch of stuff I don’t know or understand at all it makes me feel inferior and uncomfortable but this is kind of delightful. Look at all of those weird planes

don’t know who Burt Rutan is and I’m okay with it

the cats are loving the floor cork though

good enrichment as long as they don’t chew on it

something I just learned is that if you let an unopened champagne bottle warm above fridge temp and twist off the sort of chastity cage holding the cork in place and then leave it at room temp for a few minutes without popping the cork, it might just do that by itself really loud

A bunny with a piece of buttered toast in its mouth hops on all fours down a footpath in a city. Rounding a corner, it is about to crash into a different bunny, also in a hurry.

Daily bunny no.3255 has a meal on the go

pixel art of a male Townsend's warbler perched on a small branch and looking up, its legs and feet partially obscured by two oak leaves protruding forward and to the right. The warbler has bright yellow colorings on its face and breast with a black eye-ear patch and smaller yellow band just beneath the eye within that patch, and stripes of black and gray following just underneath the wing, giving way to white, gray and brown colors below. The wing feathers are dark with light edges and two wing bars. A subtle beam of light crosses behind the bird from the upper right to the lower left, against a light reddish-tan background

Bird for my father.

I am fondly remembering (only partially remembering) the “who are gritty’s biological parents” thesis that someone developed on Twitter

One was the Philly Phanatic, obviously, and the other was a mascot whose name I can’t remember who danced on the dugout and got thrown out by the umpire

That explains this:

Hulu knows how to pick ‘em

Mine are roughly half cl*ude and half G L P 1s

I hope I remember my groceries that I put in the department fridge.

Okay. The good news is that the transfer looked really good after I let it go for 45 more minutes. The bad news is I’m still at work. But I will be able to leave soon.

oh my god my transfer fucking power-failed while I was getting groceries I CANT FUCKING DO IT DOG

stop giving me TRIALS

if I’ve been overly taxed, the lights all seem brighter when I drive at night, in a bad way

I wonder if it’s dilated pupils or neural hypersensitivity or a secret third thing

undergoing rejection exposure therapy (talking to ally prof when he’s in a bad mood)

printing White Knuckles and hanging it on the lab wall

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

a poorly drawn cat standing upright with wide eyes and a neutral expression. behind it is a faint sketch of a second cat face with a weird smile

a tabby cat stands on a tiled floor looking directly at the camera with a serious expression. behind it, a faint double image of the same cat appears slightly to the side with a weird smile

"One Piece?! We wish! These products have tons of pieces!"

435,547,349,576,723 likes on threads

a plate of food—two eggs, kale, half an orange, half a kiwi, a sourdough slice with honey and butter, and a sprouted rye covered in mashed avocado with pepper flakes peeking out—on a faux black marble table top.

beautiful plate save me

bouncing on it with homicidal intent

Perfect

striking photo of a black and white tuxedo cat. The entire photo is almost entirely a velvety black except a curving line of white fur and the cat's gold eye which are illuminated by a sliver of sunbeam.

Stunning portrait of The Morsel by my boyfriend.

Okay. This is good information. Thank you

oooh sandwich sounds good

Don’t have one and can’t make one rn but now that you mention food, I do have minute rice which has historically been a good bedtime food and will be a good vehicle for an edible which I also plan to do

okay, will I like it

kobold riding a parakeet

I worked for about 12 hours today including lunch and stuff so I just need to power down

not really sure when that is meant to happen

and by it I mean haha well my ass