Sigitta

I now imagine they wrote this in my report back in kindergarten when the doc first noticed I have juvenile arthritis.

That uno card meme of "do this or draw 25"

Sug-chyon by all means REFUSING to say something nice about her trainer so she grabs a gazillion cards while Cafe is at UNO range about to win................................ and a sentient Kitasan card...

Me encanta cuando se abochorna toda y le da vergüenza decir algo bueno de su entrenador. 🎨

Really was an iconic building.

evil and intimidating penny arcade man on your timeline

I tried bungee jumping!
バンジーしましたっ☆

women can do anything

*looks at the bag*
"Who gets uhh... one Charlotte short, fast and runny?"
Bruh I can think of like two entire Discord servers who might have ordered that. Be more specific!

Everytime someone said "Cohost won't be the next Twitter" I said "Good! I don't want a new Twitter!" and now we're on Bluesky that survived roughly 2 waves of new users before quote dunking and screenshots from Twitter came back.

I'm obsessed with the look of the Porsche 356 A while at the same time thinking the Porsche 356 B is a crime against life itself although I could not describe you the difference. It's very strange. Something about the B model just upsets me

Fourth one still has leek from last year that I’m going throw into soup before I clearr it for potatoes and next to that I’m making a fifth one for cabbages. That’s going to be the most work because nothing has grown there for years so it’s full of grass roots.

4 garden beds with a path and firewood in the background. First bed is clear and has a broken cold frame towards the back. Second bed has sprouting garlic. Third bed is partially clear with the back end still containing weeds. Fourth bed has some smaller leek plants. To the right of the last bed is an area of mostly dead, longer grass covering beds that have not been cultivated for many years.

A close-up picture of a garden bed containing 3 rows of sprouting garlic.

I’m working on clearing all the garden beds for this year. First one is clear for carrots and parsnips. Second one is already full of garlic. Third one is almost clear and going to get used for peppers this year. 🌱

It sucks so much. We had a sort of social contract here that we don't quote dunk and don't post screenshots from hell. They were easy rules and they worked.
3 social media exodus waves later we got this shit and it's not just new people but also old people who USED to follow the rules!

I do not demand complete isolation from real world events on this site but if you're the reason I see screenshots of a rightwing grifter from the website I left of my own free will just to own them I'm sending you and everyone down that quote chain into the void.

No Western country will ever get the idea to leave something alone. "Surely the third invasive species we introduce will fix thi- oh shit!" is a timeless classic.

「まどか…お願い…いかないで…」
#まどマギ
#ほむまど

Learning Japanese is a lot of fun with the book I got last year. To the point where the hardest part is now staying in a chapter and repeating stuff because I want to start the next chapter or not going off the rails because I heard something on a stream and want to learn that NOW.

I finally got the good ending of the URA Finals in Umamusume and got so excited when Vodka as the 8th favourite in the last race suddenly just zoomed past everyone. 😂
"That was a nice career. Maybe in 4 or 5 I can... Vodka? VODKA?! HOLY SHIT!"

Siege was the original Fortnite.
"So our business model is to have characters people want to draw porn of and have crossovers that pander to every single fandom in existence EXCEPT the Rainbow Six one!"

Three panel black and white comic with no dialogue, with Kiryu, Haruka, and Majima sat down in a row. Panel 1: Kiryu gestures towards Haruka with an annoyed look on his face. Haruka is tearing up at cigarette smoke in her face. Majima is smoking, and looks over. Panel 2: Majima has popped a cigarette in Haruka's mouth and is lighting it. Haruka is surprised and Kiryu is horrified. Panel 3: Kiryu slaps Majima and takes the cigarette away from Haruka, who is now crying and reaching for it again.

🚬

The most himbo man I've ever met in my life was when I worked at a pharmacy. Dude came to the counter to ask what days HE should take his girlfriend's birth control pills because she felt sick taking them.

....It does not work that way, but his heart was in the right place.

My spam folder and my JIRA dashboard both work like those bird feeders where I can look at them and nothing happens for hours but THE MOMENT I remove ONE thing it causes an avalanche and I have 8 new issues.

This is where GDQ got the idea of bid wars to name safe files from.

Alright, boys girls and thembys.

We're officially on the struggle bus paycheck to paycheck. So I've opened my Vgen to illustration work. Heart failure medication be like that.

vgen.co/deerbits

Reposts and Likes are appreciated to get more eyes. As I genuinely need the work.
#vgen

I don't want to quote the post but we need to start beating people who post greyscale pictures of famous people who DID NOT DIE with hammers.

Twitch viewers: "Uhm, no original Japanese audio? Cringe?"
Also Twitch viewers: "Streamer please translate everything on the screen for me in real time. I don't actually speak the language and just listen to it for the vibes"

Nonbinary flag with the words "BACK PAIN RELIEF"

I wish all of my nonbinary friends relief from back pain

I also never understand why people mention the AMOUNT of ads. It's a 3 minute ad break. It makes NO difference if you get 3 or 30 ads in that time! It's still 3 minutes!

Wow Stargate SG-1 on Netflix looks horrible.

The grips may melt and the scroll wheel looks like a part of a 40 year old oil tanker or fish trawler but it keeps doing what it's supposed to.