Cuckholdberry Finn

I’m in my Landon Barker era. I love my sister but I’m in the bathroom dancing sorry 🫡

I spray tanned my legs tonight so that means I’m wearing skanky shorts for the rest of the week 🫡

Bitcoin being down to $86,000 normally would upset me buttt now that I’ve cashed out all my holdings and the price of bitcoin is practically tethered to trump….. I hope that shit TANKSSSS down to $10,000 🥳

I love how we’re all collectively choosing to bully people driving Tesla trucks ☠️😂

The lineup for Coachella this year is honestly like a dream come true 😭

RFK JR’s brain reminds me of space… vastly empty with numerous black holes 🕳️🌌

It bears repeating: Kamala Harris would have put qualified competent people in charge of government agencies.

Going back to dial-up so I get my bad news slower

I love driving when it’s snowing.

I left my dog in the city with my grandpa while I was at my mom’s and I’m so excited to get back and see both of them.

Heading back to the Twin Cities after 14 lovely days spent at my mamas. Not excited for this 4 hour drive but I am excited to get back to my own homeeee.

I came to my moms on like January 30th and have been here just chillin since. Today (Wednesday) I think imma head back to the city anddd I got a weird version of the Sunday scaries that I don’t love.. like I need to go back but I don’t want to go back🥴

The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem

Jan. 6 rioter who caused deadly DUI crash goes from pardon to prison A Jan. 6 rioter from Missouri who made headlines for swiping Nancy Pelosi's name plate during the Capitol attack was sentenced to 10 years in prison for causing a deadly drunk driving crash in 2022.

lawandcrime.com/high-profile...

Inquiring minds have had enough.

Some people consider talking about the weather to be stupid/small talk but as a Minnesotan I genuinely love talking about the weather cuz you really just never know what you’re going to get here 🤷🏼‍♂️ it was like -20° most of last week and tonight it’s almost 40° and I can go outside in shorts 😂

I’m sick of having to decide what to feed myself EVERY SINGLE DAY 😭

I’m just going to keep spending as much of my time as possible in my bed/bitch cave, for mental health reasons 🫠🫠 I just can’t with the world right now.. particularly America 😭

Absolutely fucking not.. why even DARE thinking of opening the door to a third term for trump, especially now of all times when he’s got the biggest upper hand and ability to cheat/win.

This shit is honestly worse than I was expecting.

donald trump is giving a speech at a debate and says `` true '' . ALT: donald trump is giving a speech at a debate and says `` true '' .

Ladies and gentlemen, hitler has officially arrived/is back. Hide yo kids (especially your daughters), hide yo wife..

What a shitty fucking day to be an American.

These movies are so disgusting yet every time they come out with a new one I can’t help but watch 🫠

What a perfectly boring/relaxing weekend 🫶🏼🥳

For someone who wanted to spend all weekend relaxing/doing nothing I sure have been a busy little bee 🐝🕺🏼

Took a small nap then woke up and chugged 2 cups of coffee now I’m ready to CLEAN THIS DAMN HOUSE.