Andy

It's almost as if putting (allegedly) alcoholic TV show hosts in charge of armies was a terrible idea. Who knew 🙃

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My reaction to her and the rest of the usual suspects when they pop up

Got to love auto correct messing with stuff like that

I did wonder what biege had to do with snow, really put my high school French to the test there 😂

Always fun when they basically say "we know you're an invaluable asset to us but we don't care enough to pay you what you're worth" 🙃

A poster warning of strong winds in the UK, or gale force winds, however it is a play on words featuring UK soap character Gail Platt. So the poster reads "Strong Gails" with the character name spelling and her characters face photoshopped onto various bodybuilders lifting weights.

Now you can see why “they” don’t want us to go full on with renewables. They know they won’t be able to grab us by the pussy

All I can think is that this is an attempt to try to reclaim the patriotism ground from the right which... I get, but this isn't the right way to go about it if that's the case IMO.

I have/had a lot of time for Ed Davey, but this is a huge misstep from him (to put it very kindly) if it's not satire, he should know better. Especially at a time when major issues are happening in the world that he literally raised in PMQs just over 12 hours ago.

He needs to go back to the total wipeout social media bait, at least then he's making a tit of himself intentionally instead of this.

Get the beavers on our money. And the badgers. Fuck it. Put Basil Brush on the £20. Paddington on the £10. Miss Piggy on the £50 cos she's classy.

A still from the Simpsons showing Marge hiding her face to avoid shame

Oh, of course, definitely... yeah...

I don't think the gymnasts go to the lengths the divers do though (I wish some of them did, mind you 😂)

100%, for reference various divers (including some team GB divers) have onlyfans that similarly play to their audience in this manner... allegedly, of course, I wouldn't know anything about that beyond rumours 😇

This is literally something i'd request because I fear they'd turn me down if I just directly asked for all photos to be topless.

Maybe putting ABBA on our banknotes is the way to placate the right then? 😅

He's single handedly revived my interest in tennis, well, in him playing tennis at least.

Looks like he needs another little visit from Anthony Joshua

Other steps that would be nice to see:
1. Remove PMs ability to overrule HoLAC (Peter Cruddas)
2. Remove Bishops from HoL
3. Minimum criteria and/or term limits on political appointments
4. Cap the number of PM noms, including resignation honours
5. Minimum term before PM can make noms (Liz Truss)

We can all agree that I'd look fantastic on a £5 note

This could be her most toxic own goal yet (which is quite an accomplishment) given that the UK is, broadly speaking, a nation of animal lovers

I genuinely think that the Westminster political journalist lobby is its own unique kind of brain rot. To them, it's like public opinion doesn't exist and everything is framed through the lens of "well, I got a good clip/soundbite/story out of them so [person] must be jolly good at this."

Aggressively subsidising solar panels, home batteries, insulation and heat pumps instead of widely debunked carbon capture would be lovely.

Same 🤭

Schrodingers war

All good, and if you mean Aaron Taylor Johnson to play a new James Bond... I wouldn't be opposed to it. Him or Tom Hiddleston 😊

Ah yes, undermining devolution is definitely the way to mitigate the desire for independence in Scotland/united Ireland etc. 🙄

The actor? 😳

At this rate the US will end up asking Ukraine for military aid in a few weeks time.

Definitely got my eye on Clive Lewis as one to watch to make the jump, I wouldn't be surprised if there were others though