Naked again

Today’s success…I didn’t call anyone a cunt, I implied it, but can’t get disciplined for that! Maybe the M&S gin on the train home wasn’t a good idea

When you have to travel for nearly 2 hours by train for a meeting having had a couple too many the night before…it’s going to make today difficult & I must remember not to call certain people cunts, because they don’t like the truth being pointed out to them

Happy Hump Day!

I really need to do some exercise, manscape and get some stuff done…but instead I’m really just thinking about having a bath as I’m hungover

I used to be the same, now I just don’t care what others think. I do need to find a pair that aren’t overly revealing 😂

Being a shift worker has it’s perks, but nights just destroy me now. Oh well 3 weeks to naked by the villa pool…can not wait! 2026 holidays about to start 😍

🙌🏼

Great view! Well worth a lick

I do love your garden

😂😂 that’s quite possibly the best description of marriage

A couple of hours to myself and decision over what to do…why is it the thought of edging seems to be winning rather than being productive?

Happy Birthday! 🥳

How I’d like to spend all day today…alas life won’t allow it…roll on our next holiday!

👋🏼 although I wouldn’t call it “little” 😜😂

Still looking good. I need to get my shit together and get the motivation to exercise…maybe after my night shifts lol

😍 so very skilled

Have a lovely festive time

An excellent breakfast right there

Scrolling through Reddit and seeing a very impressive penis suddenly made my mind think “oh yeah I need to get that gift voucher from John Lewis” 😂

Apologies for some of this is TMI, but having had some fun time with my husband and having been edging for a couple of hours a day for the last few days, I just shot the biggest load in forever! Hit my forehead, and it just didn’t stop…not bad for 46

You’re very artistic with your photography

I’d rather be doing this on this #humpday, but I’m off to work and it’s bloody freezing

Slightly annoyed that it’s now cloudy

Just realised that as my dressing gown goes around the washing machine that I left a cock ring in the pocket…at least it should be clean when it emerges 😂

It’s just trying to help you feel better 😜😂

🤤🤤

My husband has been using those for years. Our barber always comments on how much thicker his hair is at the back.

Walking around new places and thinking “yeah I could live here” is nice, the second thought at every nice house we walked past was, “is the garden private enough that I can just be naked?” Only 3 & a bit weeks to only being dressed for dinner or shopping!

I some how did! Maybe next time a thong!

Yeah this tan will do.