"eating thin mints from the freezer" in the style of the teenage mutant ninja turtles logo
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"eating thin mints from the freezer" in the style of the teenage mutant ninja turtles logo
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Ate an entire box of marzipan and now almond a good place.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
I have no clue why, but my twelve year old nephew was bragging about how he would kick my ass at bowling. I said, "I'll bet you $20 AND I'll even bowl right-handed." He quickly accepted. Fast forward 2 weeks and we just had our game. I absolutely destroyed him. I am right-handed.
👍🏽🫶🏽💪🏽
Nobody is doing it for the money. Parents would come to the office and say "and they get the summer off." And that's when I corrected their ridiculous opinions. 😑
Rooster passed a pesky praxis today and he's significantly closer to getting his certification.
He has a Master's in linguistics and four years of experience (in China), so this process is slightly frustrating.
It's also expensive and time-consuming, which may be why no one wants to teach anymore.
Growing up being seen and not heard is why I’m as quiet as I am today in social situations.
guy on the work phone just
asked me if i was having fun
and i literally lost my mind
for a moment and seriously
almost turned into the joker
And now begins the grill everything season. Well, actually the grill everything without your winter coat on season.
Ever get off the toilet, look down, and think, “was that inside of me?”
A combination dojo and illuminations supply store called Kung Fu Lighting
The Doody-Free Shop
My adult child referred to it as the under booty doody catcher. 😑
I returned my Cologuard test from the office, and now I am avoiding eye contact with our UPS guy.
If I listen to this and close my eyes I can feel the deely-bobbers on my head and adolescent dance floor panic in my soul again
Desperation
*types out post*
*anticipates replies*
*deletes post*
someone please unplug bluesky and plug it back in again
I guess I need to stop being horny and go get my oil changed
Your moots love ya too.
Work playlist just played Good Charlotte followed by Jimmy Eat World. It’s gonna be a 2004 kind of day.
Rinsed the sauce off of my Lean Cuisine chicken and replaced the potatoes with extra broccoli if you're looking for a nasty girl.
What ever happened to that guy that asked me to go to Vegas with him?
Surround yourself with people that make you feel easy to love
At this point if an app forgets my login I just delete it.
let's bidi bidi bom bom about it
I love the smell of bacon in the morning . . . and in the afternoon . . . and in the evening . . . and at midnight . . .
Favorite succulents in my yard.
Succulent
My favorite succulents in my yard.
