Intermittently! Had to take a break, get my ass kicked by work, move, change jobs, accidentally forget social media exists, purposefully forget social media exists, flip a table or two, etc.
An issue of the webcomic "Wondermark" by David Malki, showing two old timey gentleman, one of whom eats Cheetos with chopsticks. One man asks, incredulously, "Are you using chopsticks? For Cheetos?" and the other responds, "Keeps the orange crap off my fingers." After a panel of silence, a newspaper front page runs the story, calling him a "Genius" and quotes him as, "The idea just came to me," says modern-day Prometheus.
Image of Thanos from the Marvel Cinematic Universe stating, "I used the Tesla to Destroy the Tesla" instead of the movie line, "I used the stones to destroy the stones."
Hahaha the mental image
Bulbocavernous reflex says what
That's how you know you're a regular
Mochi for president
Oooof. When I listen to lore videos on my drives or on the way to dream, the narrators definitely dictate the experience.
Ooooh neato
When the serotonin syndrome patient finally starts feeling the effect of the ten buckets of benzo's you've infused
ngl I have no idea what's happening here
+1 vote for arepas. For some reason I never got into ceviche
After careful deliberation on the matter, I must 100% agree with you. Now I want a label maker.
Not like you being around sick people is important or anything, no big deal am I right
Side note, do you have any urology reconstruction friends? Because I'd want to punch him in the dick for doing that.
...am going to look up a divorce lawyer and/or body clean-up service?
"When sepsis strikes, STRIKE BACK HARDER."
The label making, the labeling, or the establishment and imposition of your will on a chaotic and cursed world?
Brb gonna do a brain biopsy in the ER, gonna need some rubbing alcohol and a power drill
Yiiiiiikes
It's some kind of meal, haha. And if no one else is around, if there's no rush or anything, even better!
Having lunch at 3 pm is awesome ngl
My last place, the nurses reconstituted piperacillin-tazobactam by smashing the vial and bag against the countertop repeatedly 😂
Oh no the humani-tea
Dude it's only noon-thirty and my day is ruined
It's so much easier to be misanthropic tho
The universe was a smaller, more innocent place in those times, there's probably, like, an entire index of memes in the modern edition
On the one hand, I kind of want to look into it, on the other hand, I'm probably on more than enough lists
An image of two books, "What they teach you at Harvard business school" and "What they don't teach you at Harvard business school," implying that these two books contain the sum total of all knowledge
Reminds me of this, Everything Here and Everything Over There
wait is bath water considered secreta or excreta
screen shot of the United States Postal Service snippet on if bodily fluids can be sent in the mail, "Forensic material containing a biological material, such as tissue, body fluid, excreta, or secreta, and sent on behalf of a federal, state, local, or Indian tribal government agency must be packaged under 346.325 when it is not known or suspected to contain a Category A or Category B infectious substance."
I hate that this is apparently a Google'able thing
"The JNC2000 is mandating that these vasculopathies be beaten down with extreme prejudice. Here's your standard issue HCTZ-99, and watch out for the Amlodinator."
