Jona, a wee scamp, a menace

ah drat, ya beat me to it. Excellent choice.

I love Stained Glass Days because I get golden nuggets from Julie like “I don’t want to offend her but fuck that.”

this is still the realest thing ever said about america

I had a feeling you were sap-iosexual.

xoxo

I… won’t read it but I’ll support you.

Oh the smell of Sodexo food on a campus in Spring.

oof, friend

don’t say that in Chicago

A baked chicken breast with various spices next to green beans and a bowl of mashed potatoes

A s’more brownie with various houseplants behind, lit in a sunset glow

Cooking and eating my feelings tonight with dessert courtesy of @poopfoot.bsky.social

They may be ending the boycott on Target, but that doesn't mean we can't girlcott the motherfucker.

Building my music collection on Bandcamp on the special Fridays and, of course, two of the artists I’m most excited to support? Not on Bandcamp.

Might be my 57th and 58th reasons.

sucketh my dickus

A screenshot of OP’s Delta E [(dE or ΔE) measures the difference between two colors, with a Just Noticeable Difference (JND)] results which are 0.0041. The statement below the result says “ok, this is genuineness impressive. You’re well below the standard JND of 0.02. The CIE should be sending you a job offer. Or at least a certificate.” OP is chuffed.

That was fun! Guess I’ll skip my eye exam this year.

all of you are show offs

you’re finally relaxing, sprawled across your bed, clean and in pjs.

you remember that one thing you forgot to get at the grocery.

Volunteering has been a great way for me to have a regular commitment with enough of a rotating cast and regular, main characters that I’m meeting new people every week while also getting to know new friends.

Good for the soul, the community, and one’s wallet. 10/10, highly recommend

Already have a bruise and woodsmoke in my hair. Sprink hath sprunk.

thank you, past jona, for utilizing the “liked songs” feature so I have a hella long playlist of s tier selections

Naw that was two weeks ago and I decided to pass on that trip this time around.

I’ll fondle Mothman’s polished ass at some point.

Let’s just say I’m going to a state with wild polar bears.

hahahaha nOPE

throwing a dart at a list of national parks 😈

FMU - Brooke Candy

Close enough - welcome back, ChaCha

A text from a friend to OP at 12:07AM saying “Hope you’re safe!! Eating green grapes in shelter and thought of you” with two pink heart set emojis

*sniffle* my brand <3

Stacy.

please see me this weekend at some point because ummmmmmmm

Sam (Sam Sam) from craft circle is looking for a roommate, urgently. I think he has to be out by the end of the month? KC area, I don’t think he really has any preferences other than ASAP. spread the word.

hey twin :(

Dance class with short, bouncy hair >