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10.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
the original image zoomed in on the 2 out of 5 stars with 9620 total reviews.

the original image zoomed in on the 2 out of 5 stars with 9620 total reviews.

Enhance.

09.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

only one way to find out

08.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have literally never had to explain gay people to my kid. There's nothing to explain.

"Why does everyone have to die?" That's hard mode. Explaining gay? Super fuckin' easy.

08.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
2d pixel art screenshot from the game. It has a purplish hue. there is a big door and a maze of spikes and square and rectangular platforms. a knight in blue armor with a winged hat jumps near a lizard looking creature.

2d pixel art screenshot from the game. It has a purplish hue. there is a big door and a maze of spikes and square and rectangular platforms. a knight in blue armor with a winged hat jumps near a lizard looking creature.

Lovish (PS5, 2.5 hrs):
A cutesy (and lusty?) satire of heroes and damsels. Repetitive music. Simple but tricky room by room action platforming with unforgiving, and sometimes unforgivable, hitboxes. Smart design that invites perseverance and completionism. Silly.

07.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Review: Blue Prince (Switch 2) - A Masterful Mystery, And One Of The Best Puzzlers Ever Homes Under The Planner

Review: Blue Prince (Switch 2) - A Masterful Mystery, And One Of The Best Puzzlers Ever. (Repost)

07.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cartoon of a man telling a computer to say it's alive then being shocked and convinced it is alive when it does what it is told.

Cartoon of a man telling a computer to say it's alive then being shocked and convinced it is alive when it does what it is told.

06.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SchrΓΆdinger's cannon

06.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol i was about to share this in Discord and tag you before i realized it was your post

06.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A list of games released today: Planet of Lana II, Death Scourges, Soulmask, Poker Night at the Inventory, Docked, Never Grave, Banquet for Fools, Marathon, and PokΓ©mon Pokopia.

A list of games released today: Planet of Lana II, Death Scourges, Soulmask, Poker Night at the Inventory, Docked, Never Grave, Banquet for Fools, Marathon, and PokΓ©mon Pokopia.

Tag yourself. I'm "Planet of Lana II."

05.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot from the game. pixel art. some guys dressed like power rangers on a hill. the red one says "Do your best to drink water and eat your veggies!"

screenshot from the game. pixel art. some guys dressed like power rangers on a hill. the red one says "Do your best to drink water and eat your veggies!"

screenshot from the game. pixel art. bearded man standing next to a very unhappy looking man who says "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LIVING FOR!?"

screenshot from the game. pixel art. bearded man standing next to a very unhappy looking man who says "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LIVING FOR!?"

Lisa: The Painful (PS5: 11 hours):
A disempowering RPG. Violent, post-apocalyptic, and occasionally grotesque. There is no respite, and you cannot progress without extreme sacrifice. It's almost contradictory, at times, between its weight and its irreverence. Banger music.

04.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

every time i post a version of this joke i'm worried someone will believe i'm expressing an actual viewpoint

03.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

all liberals do is read news, get anxiety and high blood pressure, eat low sodium hot chip alternative, and lie

03.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Denshattack!, the train-tricking adventure by @fireshinegames.bsky.social, launches for Nintendo Switch 2 on June 17. #IndieWorld

03.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 337 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 19
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Join us tomorrow, March 3 at 6am PT for a new #IndieWorld Showcase! Tune in for roughly 15 minutes of news and updates on indie games coming to Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch.

Watch here: ninten.do/6011QdWaX

02.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 685 πŸ” 168 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 121

ooooh WHY HAD THIS THOUGHT NOT OCCURRED TO ME

02.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
AP News headline reads "Russia condemns US-Israel strikes on Iran as 'unprovoked act of armed aggression.'"

AP News headline reads "Russia condemns US-Israel strikes on Iran as 'unprovoked act of armed aggression.'"

It's nice of Russia to bring a bit of levity to the situation.

28.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

as recompense all american citizens are entitled to an honorary fifa peace prize

28.02.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think companies should be allowed to buy other companies.

27.02.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why would you ask me what something i said means? how should i know?

25.02.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

you take that back

25.02.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Another striking thing about this movie is how Christopher Lee somehow managed to make his parts of the script feel natural. Just an exceptional talent. Dude could do anything.

24.02.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watched Episode II with my daughter, and there's this part where Anakin and his friends are chained to stone pillars and a bunch of vicious animals are released to execute them, and Anakin says, "I've got a bad feeling about this."

By far the funniest line in the movie.

24.02.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe he meant rich with friendship and fulfillment

23.02.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An old man stands among grass and rocks before a tall stone tablet in the moonlight. A whale with four fins is flying by in the sky.

An old man stands among grass and rocks before a tall stone tablet in the moonlight. A whale with four fins is flying by in the sky.

Selfloss (Steam Deck, 8 hours):
This game does not play to its strengths. A nesting doll of overlong tasks. The moveset is interesting, but puzzles and combat are both mediocre. The platforming(?!) is very bad. Music is greatβ€”but underused. Pretty. Way too long.

22.02.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a woman sitting in front of chicken cages. she says "what's up poultry man."

a woman sitting in front of chicken cages. she says "what's up poultry man."

Arctic Eggs (Steam Deck, 3.5 hours):
Cook and flip eggs to feed the hungry and earn your freedom. Poetic and philosophical. Precise and delicate skillet controls. 90% zen, 10% rage. Hypnotic and fulfilling.

20.02.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gecko Gods - Release Date Announcement | PS5 Games
Gecko Gods - Release Date Announcement | PS5 Games YouTube video by PlayStation

Gecko Godssssssss
youtu.be/Bo0xzZ3xik8?...

20.02.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and GRAVITY RUSH

damn it

19.02.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

could god
make terme of service
so long
even he couldn't
agree to them?

19.02.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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squidward from spongebob looks out a window Alt: squidward from spongebob looks out a window at spongebob and patrick playing happily

Me in the US this morning seeing Prince Andrew arrested and President Yoon convicted.

19.02.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0