Andy Borowitz is the King of Satire
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Progressive ๐, โค๏ธAnimals & Enviro, ๐คฌBullies. Like a beagle inquisitive, stubborn & somewhat illogical but fun. Love a silly turn of phrase. Goon Show fanatic. No DMs unless already acquainted
Andy Borowitz is the King of Satire
Noem goes home without her blanky!
Long way to go but it's a start
๐ฒ This is THE most amazing thing I've seen this year. (And that's saying something!)
A ResistDance retelling of ICE murdering Renee Good & Alex Pretti enacted through danceโผ๏ธ๐ญ
Performed by First Amendment Troop in DC. ๐ค
Robert Duvall in a black suit, white shirt, and black tie. He is smiling against a gray background. It's 2014.
Robert Duvall was a kind and gentle man. He had that crinkle in his smile that made you think he had some precious secret, all his own.
Rest well, Robert.
Pedophilia is not a partisan issue. If youโre in the Epstein files, then you should be under the bus.
A huge hug to the US skiers who spoke out at their press conference in Milan.
Courage is the greatest attribute.
Bad Bunny wearing tinted dark red glasses with gold frames, hair gelled looking quite handsome! White shirt and tan tie.
His stage name is BAD BUNNY... a bad-ass artist and honey-of-a-Bunny. His given name is Benito Antonio Martรญnez Ocasio. He is a handsome 31-year-old American citizen. Make no mistake. 1917: The Jones Act grants U.S. citizenship to all Puerto Ricans. I'll be watching... I'm a huge fan!
โ.. This is a 37 point shift left.โ
And heโs walking around free in the cess of Mara-A-Lago not acting any different ๐คฌ
Though there are a lot of things thatโs wrong right now, hereโs something to bring you joy๐ ๐
youtu.be/XH6IT_tsSUI?...
there's a weird flub in the audio โ what I said is 4,913 arrested! I hope the full episode has it correctly!
And unsurpringly, everytime I see Homan on TV, he has that exact look about him ๐คฃ
Iโm so back to stonings in public. Sure โฆ arrest them, have a trial โฆ. Then stonings! Ticket sales are to be global for the benefit of the people of the US! I feel we will cover off free healthcare for everyone for 10 years. Whoโs with me?
Heard on a podcast:
"Changing from Bovino to Homan is like shitting your pants, but changing your shirt!"
It's horrible that 'innocent kids getting released from ICE detention' is even a thing, but here we are.
All bc of the AHs whose "chasing [of] daily deportation quotas...even if it requires traumatizing childrenโ is beyond sh*tty, & def not them going after the "worst of the worst".
Here's Joe Rogan and his friend the thumb doing the best they can to normalize Epstein's "partying" with underage girls. Hey, MOST of them weren't 13, so what's the big deal?๐คฎ
Epstein literally argued that the age of consent was different across countries and cultures to justify his abuse.
โฅ๏ธโผ๏ธ Evolve with UNITY โผ๏ธโฅ๏ธ
We โฅ๏ธ Minnesota ๐๐ฝ๐๐ปโ๐ฝ๐โ๐ป
Kinda self explanatory ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
๐ต If you're lackin' control & authority
Come with me & hunt down minorities
Join ICE
I got picked on at school, I never felt that cool
There's a hole in my soul that just a-rages
All the ladies turned me down, & I felt like a clown
But will you look at me now, I'm puttin' folks in cages
Join ICE ๐ต
Floors with a lisp!
Crackdown.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
Hit the ๐ฏ There should be a sign saying "There should be more crying ... on TV!"
Grass roots.
My @smh cartoon.
Cartoon showing a yellow road warning sign with a car, a person with a gun, and three red dots on the car window representing gun shots on it. A text sign blow reads "Caution. ICE ahead'
Road hazards. Today's cartoon by @dennisgoris.bsky.social. More cartoons: www.cartoonmovement.com
#ICE #ReneeNicoleGood #USA
Up until recently, she had except for giving birth, been constantly caged and had probably never felt a soft bed in 3 yrs. it took her a few days but now snuggling and snoring under a blanket by the glow of a heater
A much cleaner bagle (basset beagle) girl. Probably 3yrs old. She's a rescue from a hell hole of a puppy mill in central Twn, that had 100+ dogs. It was run by a vet would you believe! Signs that she's given birth multiple times. Underweight at 6kgs. Poor thing is still very nervous but with a sweet character. Along with the other dogs, her vocal chords so the surrounding neighborhood. Woukd have loved to hear her sonorous hound voice but when she tries to, it's nothing but a squeak! Looking for names. Considering Shirley Basset even though she can't sing. Suggestions welcome ๐๐ป
Just brought home this sweet 3yr old after my senior beagle went ๐ on the 26. She's a basset/beagle, rescued from a putrid puppy mill, run by a vet would you believe! Her vocal chords were cut. When she tries to bark, it's but a squeak. Still may name her Shirley Basset. Suggestions welcome
Remember, every day is filled with the promise and possibility that it will be his last day on Earth.
The Napoledon!
Not content with an unlawful assault on Venezuela, the Napoledon's next target is Greenland!
www.smh.com.au/world/south-...
Wassail wassail wassail
A mighty bowl in which the apples are hissing & bubbling
Tonight and on the 12th night, drink some ale! ๐