Marielle

They switched my polling place on me with zero explanations, so I guess check your info.

True

Janet Jackson would just laugh in the middle of a song.

I feel like one of the worst things that can happen to a restaurant (besides a random boil water advisory) is word getting out that there's a line to get in. Because lines don't usually last, but people don't always want to make the drive and risk it.

You just know Shia isn't boiling his water...

I know The Home Depot is a questionable business, but man, they really get me with the free shipping and not actually having to wander through that massive store to get a pack of light bulbs.

Owning a food business in New Orleans-proper must be hell. Weekly boil water advisories. 😬

Elon Musk tweets: True In response to @iamyesyouareno quoting Tucker Carlson: "Every other group in the world has a right to its own homeland except White people? What? Explain how that makes sense." White people deserve a homeland. 12:43 AM • 3/7/26 • 21M Views

The richest man on earth is also the absolute dumbest 😡

A Cuban sandwich and fries

Cuban Sandwich from Brown Butter in Gretna 🙌

Between the Jessie Buckley comments and the Timothée Chalamet comments, it's a hard week for people who are fans of actors who are already pretty insufferable.

Good!

Weather app wildin

Dial it down a bit, weather app. Gottdamn.

I've already used the Orange Glow and OMG.

I'm pretty sure that zoo or whatever the hell it is where Punch the monkey lives needs to be shut tf down.

Only he can save her

I just KNOW this summer is going to be a killer. Ugh

I think I can officially say I don't think Nancy Guthrie was kidnapped. I think she wandered off on her own or it was an inside job. What's the point of kidnapping an 84 year old and sending a bogus ransom note to TMZ?!

I guess *local paper* is going to write 15 stories about this Britney arrest now...

That sounds good!

Hmmm

Lol

The only poboys I mess with are ham and cheese, hot sausage, roast beef, fried oyster, and fried shrimp. That's it.

Oh, they're just giving them to anybody now.

‘Scrubs’ Reboot Premieres With 11.4 Million Viewers in Five Days The 'Scrubs' reboot on ABC reached 11.4 million viewers over the course of five days.

Because its the exact same as the original with enough change to keep it interesting.

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a woman is peeking out from behind a tree and smiling at the camera . Alt: a woman is peeking out from behind a tree and smiling at the camera .

The hype over the McDonald's Big Arch burger has piqued my curiosity and I don't even eat McDonald's.

For those who want to follow the rabbit hole
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I've reached peak middle age. I've been following professional house cleaners on tiktok and now I'm buying every cleaning product they recommend. Kind of excited. 🤦‍♀️

Just saw the first wasp of the season. Winter's over. Pack it up.

Ban balloon releases

Lolz