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Winner of Daytona Beach Police Department “Person of Interest” Award 2014.

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Norwegian Biathalon Bronze medal winner behavior

12.02.2026 03:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The staff at the McDonalds closest to the White House have a civic responsibility at this point.

24.01.2026 22:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay but what if you "loaded the gun and put it on the nightstand"

17.11.2025 20:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Innocently asking Danica Patrick about her favorite races and getting an unexpected, detailed, and very unwelcome reply

03.10.2025 00:13 👍 302 🔁 37 💬 0 📌 0

Republican personal anecdotes all sound like Tracy Jordan describing his old neighborhood

21.08.2025 17:20 👍 201 🔁 22 💬 10 📌 2
All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up
To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To
>And I Will *Never* Speak To You<
I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk
I am a divine being : You are an object
You have no right to speak in my holy tongue

All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To >And I Will *Never* Speak To You< I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a divine being : You are an object You have no right to speak in my holy tongue

14.08.2025 22:14 👍 138 🔁 25 💬 0 📌 1

Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have

02.05.2025 11:25 👍 12179 🔁 2480 💬 121 📌 68

“These kids will never grow up to be amateur pilots in dangerous conditions. They will never ride with the top down on a beautiful Dallas day.”

17.04.2025 16:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does RFK Jr maybe have autism mixed up with say…. *Someone* who’s been lobotomized?

17.04.2025 16:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Kendrick Lamar staring straight into the camera to sing “Say Drake, I hear you like ‘em young”

Kendrick Lamar staring straight into the camera to sing “Say Drake, I hear you like ‘em young”

the menswear guy when a fascist dressed like a magician is mouthing off

10.02.2025 02:17 👍 4407 🔁 570 💬 19 📌 8

Sincerely think Dems should start referring to Republicans as “The giant bitch from Illinois”, “the stupid asshole from Missouri”, etc on the floor.

08.02.2025 19:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These people should D.I.E.

30.01.2025 17:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s going to accidentally save democracy

28.01.2025 19:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What are we DOING here? We're just meant to sit and act like this insane plagiarism and climate threat that requires more money than anything has ever cost is worth it? Are we meant to pretend that ChatGPT is worth this aimless, meaningless destruction of capital and our environment? For what?

28.12.2024 06:47 👍 12901 🔁 4166 💬 263 📌 94

Say what you will about Netflix, but I love when they get spendy

25.12.2024 23:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0