𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑬𝑹𝑼𝑫𝑶 𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮.

" Did you, now? "

You know, I would make a good educator.

I did always enjoy telling people what to do and being condescending.

" See, precisely. "

" Majora, you fool. If you truly want someone to suffer. . .

Take everything from them. Destroy everything they hold dear. . . then leave them with nothing. Spare ONLY them. "

" Hey now, that's a different guy.

You should still listen to her. Maybe you'll learn something once in your life. "

" Mercy is better than no code at all.

Simple bloodshed is no way to do things, you know. "

" You know, that slightly, very slightly, hurts. Didn't Din teach you better? "

" OH, it is quite horrifying.

Next you'll know your times tables. "

Chuckling.

sitting upon his throne, sipping a noble pursuit.

ah, it's been such a long time since he's had one of these.

" Careful. It's learning. "

WE GET ONE OR TWO DAYS A YEAR.

Ah. . . it's my day.

[ #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝚇 #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔 #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 ]

He would look upward, spotting his opponent. Though, he just gave a confident smirk.

Reaching for the large sword upon his hip, imbuing it with his dark magic. Then, a heavy swing upward, clashing with the orb in Ying's hand.

Ganondorf would drive his fist to the ground, sending a large magic wave to easily take out the clones.

" Oh. . ? Now that's one I haven't heard before. "

Ganondorf would let out a chuckle. His fists started to become encased in purple flames. That look becoming less of a lion playing with it's food. . . and more destructive.

" 𝗜'𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗿𝘆. "

" I suppose that is an overused word, now isn't it? "

The king would turn, flipping his cape behind him. That confident grin on his face as he looked the other over.

" But a fitting one, nonetheless. "

Heartless, eh?

I /am/ the king of darkness. . .

It is I. . . Matt Mercer.

fuck you.

that FUCKER.

" So. . . this supposed 'war' is finally coming to fruition.

It is time to show #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 true despair. "

" Still. After being smitten by that blade for so long. "

" Just snap it like a toothpick. "

It would be nice to break the Master Sword.

" How shameful.

I suppose he was nothing more than an insect after all. "