When u finally get yr baby to sleep and then they shit themselves heheheheeh

My fat ass baby ignores me calling his name but turns his head so fast when I say “mmmmm so yummy” 😂😂

Stop liking me so much and wanting to hangout 😂😂

Begging the kids to play on their iPads after I spent hours entertaining them and they won’t :/

My baby has 3 nipples and ALSO one very round eye and one oval eye.

So basically he’s deformed lol

I’m the funny thing about kids is that they won’t do anything that they’re supposed to do (put their dishes in the sink, brush their hair) but they will beg you for 3 days to let them clean the toilets

The girls are putting on a little art show at the end of summer and today they made these cute little clay dioramas (supermarket and beach)

Crossing the border BACK into the states is so scary lmao I’m not doing anything wrong but I feel like I’m gonna get in trouble

Kinda crazy that my favorite person is this guy who shits himself and can’t talk.

The best part about parenting is dropping the kids off somewhere and then getting secret fast food while they’re gone.

Why don’t coffeeshops open until 7???? My baby is up and I want something yummy NOW

Me vs the temptation to just take a decongestant for a tiny bit of relief even tho it would ruin my milk supply

Nothing worse than laying down and your nose getting completely clogged up. Not being dramatic but the rage I feel inside over it is immense lmao

Kids are hardwired to do the exact opposite of what you want from the very beginning 1 example being that the baby’s bedtime was an hour ago and he’s still up playing and I have a migraine and need him to sleep so I can sleep lol

But also if I wanted to stay up that’s when he would be asleep

Don’t look at the dust/dirty walls. I still need to clean/paint

I’m a stuff kinda girl. Ft the cute lil flowers the girls got me

I know my bare wall loving husband hates to see the trinket boxes being unpacked

My husband grazed my cheek and called me his little boy wife…. What does that mean lmao

I bet it’s sooooo good

Seen a TikTok of someone dipping cheese pizza into a big bowl of butter chicken and I can’t stop thinking about it

Clean sheets bed freshly made, baby spits up on them immediately lmao

Being an adult is getting excited for my baby to go to sleep bc I bought an electric scrubber and I can’t wait to clean the shower

I’m being so brave (cuddling my feverish child)

There’s another sahm that’s lives across the street and she’s so sweet she wants to drink tea on the porch soon 🫖

The good people of Massachusetts sent the bike to me!!!!! (and I got a full refund)

She’s good!! One puke that’s all lmao

Another week another kid puking :/

My baby is being BAD today

The server asked if me and @wafflehousehoe.bsky.social were sisters today lmao.

Ordered a bike for my nephew and they delivered it to Massachusetts….