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Writer of Things, local n'er-do-well at cinapse.co, co-host of "Make Me Watch It," and Keeper of the Very Bad Dad Jokes. He/Him. Make Me Watch It: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/brendanagnew RSS Feed: https://anchor.fm/s/e7947db0/podcast/rss

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It’s a picture of dinosaurs presumably fucking

It’s a picture of dinosaurs presumably fucking

just wanted to see if dinofucking would be censored on here…

14.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 178 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4

co-sign - it is wild how Goodfellas is perfect, a legit masterpiece, yet somehow probably not even Scorsese's best movie. like Kundun is basically a religious experience.

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disco s3 is an allegory for us having to rebuild state capacity after a catastrophe

14.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that hit close to home.

14.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Digital ticket stub for 2026's UNDERTONE

Digital ticket stub for 2026's UNDERTONE

Movie number 2, baybee!!
#Undertone

14.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, she's with the grandparents tonight. 😎

14.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Ticket stub for FRIDAY THE 13TH Part III in 3D

Ticket stub for FRIDAY THE 13TH Part III in 3D

Today we observe a Holy Day in a Holy Way.
#FridayThe13th

13.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

BADLANDS is choice, gotta say.

13.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Democrats move to censure Reps. Randy Fine and Andy Ogles over anti-Muslim posts

13.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 1006 πŸ” 243 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 18
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Presented without comment

13.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 776 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 19

the part about SA returnees keeping their US remote jobs is really the icing on this grifter cake.

13.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors
or surrender accepted;
(2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such
that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted;
(3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable
ability to accept surrender would exist;
(4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate
forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and
(5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors or surrender accepted; (2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted; (3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable ability to accept surrender would exist; (4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and (5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

βœ‹ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.

Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:

Denial of quarterβ€”even the declaration of no quarterβ€”is a war crime.

And recognized as such by the US Government.

From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

13.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 14041 πŸ” 6143 πŸ’¬ 570 πŸ“Œ 553

play the fucking MASH clip

13.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 1573 πŸ” 490 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7

I have been reading stories about supposed trump voters and podcasters expressing regret since before Charlottesville, stop giving them oxygen you absolutely rubes

13.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 478 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

and take Elon Musk with you

13.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 574 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
James
@jamesshields.bsky.social
It is 1990. I am 5 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.
It is 2003. I am 17 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.
It is 2025. I am 40 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.

James @jamesshields.bsky.social It is 1990. I am 5 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president. It is 2003. I am 17 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president. It is 2025. I am 40 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.

It is 1990. I am 5 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.

It is 2003. I am 17 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.

It is 2025. I am 40 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president.

13.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a skeleton costume is standing in a doorway ALT: a man in a skeleton costume is standing in a doorway

Happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate. May your teenagers be horny and slow.

13.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Polymarket, Kalshi and all the rest of these prediction markets need to be wiped off the face of the earth. They provide absolutely nothing of value and are corrupting everything they touch.

13.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 5428 πŸ” 1258 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 24

I literally cannot think of a single downside from k*lling Elon Musk and redistributing his wealth. The world would not lose a single thing, and millions would be better off. I think we should take a vote.

13.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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For many Black women, the Target boycott is not over. It may never be. A faith leader announced the end of a yearlong β€œTarget fast,” but many Black women who helped launch the boycott say the movement wasn’t his to call off.

We spoke to Black women who started the Target boycott & who sustained it for a yr+. They'll likely never go back.

Teacher Laverne Mickens put it like this: β€œ[Black women] will say if & when it’s over. And I can tell you right now: That will be the 15th of never ever.”
19thnews.org/2026/03/targ...

13.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 2885 πŸ” 842 πŸ’¬ 122 πŸ“Œ 123
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The Week in Action: Conan Returns, Rambo Expands, New Action Trailers Arnold Schwarzenegger eyes a return to Conan. Stallone expands Rambo. Guy Ritchie, RZA, and David Mackenzie drop new trailers. The Week in Action from RSCL.

BY CROM! We got Conan news and cool trailers and I even found a way to include Dakota Johnson’s Calvins in this week in action? Subscribe if you approve :) www.rsclfilms.com/news/the-wee...

13.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And it did happen. πŸ‘πŸ»

13.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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jason voorhees from friday the 13th is wearing a hockey mask and saying happy birthday Alt: jason voorhees from friday the 13th is wearing a hockey mask and saying happy birthday

@thehorrorguru.bsky.social many happy returns of His Day!

13.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We started filming The Exorcist on Friday 13th because of course we did 😩

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Chaos and Creation in the Backyard | Renfield Collection A lupine creation is constructed under the California sun in this behind-the-scenes pre-pro still from director Joe Dante's The Howling.

My lupine horror comedy The Howling turns 45 years young (!) today. Who here first saw it in theaters? On VHS? Cable?

Celebrate with a fresh still from my Renfield Collection. Custom autographs from yours truly are available upon request!

www.renfieldcollection.com/product-page...

13.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 200 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 5

"Why aren't the youth out protesting right now?"

13.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 497 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
"My accent
is fake. - was
born in
Arkansas.
I've never left
Arkansas.
It's called
acting. "

-Pedro Pascal

"My accent is fake. - was born in Arkansas. I've never left Arkansas. It's called acting. " -Pedro Pascal

I love Pedro Pascal.

13.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - β€œless than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - β€œthe enemy is inside the gates.”

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - β€œless than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - β€œthe enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

13.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 49957 πŸ” 9815 πŸ’¬ 1533 πŸ“Œ 415

Excited to return once again to Neon Splatter for something a little fun. I’ve had Neo-Noir’s on the brain and decided to craft a Mixtape Playlist around the genre for their Features. Hope you all enjoy!

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