Swole 🐉

Are you this old?

I found this swing on the western side of Puerto Rico. No one was around, though there was a mansion on the sand behind me that's abandoned that I contemplated squatting in.

This is part of my photography collection on foundation. It can be found in my linktree.

This x2

🙄

I was told you need jorts 😂

😂

I’m leading one called the swole cult. (Not kidding)

Same

I like cults

Not threads?

Worth a shot

Sounds like a hell of a drug

😂😂😂

Wait. I like circle jerks

Late gm. Did you touch grASS today?

Gn to you thirsty mfers on bluesky.

Who me?

When he doesn't deny your self-proclaimed downfalls and agrees with you lovingly.

This is true

😂😂😂

Awww 🥹

Well I’m just a dad I guess. No dilf. 😅

This

We don’t wear jorts

the world is fair

Patti Harrison saying “I’m not used to being rich”

when a twitter lowbie gains a big following on bluesky:

she was always right beside me. 🪽

Gm to my fam that’s also in existential crisis

☺️