Jeff

Smearing shit on the walls with my bare hands for that frisson of transgression

Time to slay some spire

Re last repost 🤮

when you’re arguing about politics here on bluesky just remember there’s a young sheldon spinoff called george and mandy’s first marriage that’s watched by millions of people

Hold on (heh) Neko Case wrote a memoir? And narrated the audiobook? I’m in.

After very warm winter the West is kicking off spring with a heatwave.

pnw is getting rain and even mountain snow, rest of West a heat dome with temp anomalies:

“fairly reminiscent of what transpired during the record-shattering June 2021 heat event in the Pacific Northwest and British Columbia”

( bad brain day, bad post)

My theory was he was concussed in week one when he subbed out with a head injury; diagnostics are inadequate/subjective and incentives are misaligned for patient and doctor.

I suppose it’s unfounded speculation informed by my own pessimism about the efficacy of modern medicine so I’m deleting QT.

An ink and marker drawing of a Mario theme Hanafuda card. He's flying with a yellow cape.

An ink and marker drawing of a Mario themed Hanafuda card, he's wearing the frog suit in this one.

An ink and marker drawing of a Mario theme Hanafuda card. He's wearing a cat suit in this one.

I've been told it's Mario day, so here's some Mario's I've drawn over the last couple of years.

#MAR10

Get
Rhombohedral
With
Me

"On your left." Ha! A+ bikes/politics puns here.

While Seattle Bike Blog does not endorse candidates based solely on their use of bike puns in campaign ads, it does give them a significant head start. #SEAbikes

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

AKC 💀

#Sounders extremely careful not to score that as 2-0 is the most damgerous lead

historically tedious to unlock so it checks out

I’ve always seen it as highlighter fuschia on my tv at least, this shirt is actually more toned down then I remember previous years.

Forgive my tardiness, missed it live and they really made a mess of it so I couldn’t just let it go.

Chest of an St Louis City SC jersey with the sponsor Purina in white on a red shirt with diagonal red tone stripes on one side

STL City Utd FC treally made a dog’s breakfast of that #Sounders opening goal

a close up of a man 's face with a glowing image projected on it Alt: close up of astronaut’s face in glass helmet squinting as blinding lights in bright colors stream toward him in a variety of patterns

My god, it’s full of cookie.

cookie dough bites
in the cookie cream layer
under the bar cookie layer
under the cookie cookie garnish

COOKIE CAKE 👏 COOKIE CAKE 👏

An adult male holding an animatronic duck

This legendary man is holding an animatronic duck that moves its head back and forth

My best friend’s sister, who CBP has been telling us different stories all day about, her phone just got turned back on. She is a US citizen born in Evanston. They said she was never detained at O’Hare after telling us she was, they said she was not transferred to Broadview, and now she's in a detention facility in WI.

🚨 My best friend’s sis, who CBP has been telling us different stories all day about, phone just got turned back on. US citizen born in Evanston. They said she was never detained at O’Hare after telling us she was, said she was not transferred to Broadview, now she's in a detention facility in WI.😡

Oh we're so back 🎬

Cloak and Crown is back tomorrow for an all-new season. Will the team faithfuls come out on top, or will the traitors among them steal the win? Stay tuned. 🔜

hamburgues (noun)

Massa q o Sean Caroll saiu fora antes mesmo de saber do histórico criminal do Epstein, só sentiu q o mano era fraude e a vibe torta e machista
Mas devia ser a reação normal de qualquer pensador sério, um Chomsky nao devia ta cantando glória pra milionário, nem se o Epstein fosse milionário "normal"

Ad with bold block letters all caps in black, red, and yellow reads “Temu United States clearance everything must go” Background is an aerial shot of a dense downtown, maybe manhattan.

every time I see this ad my brain parses it as the entire country being liquidated

Major mural of Oakland Olympic champ Alysa Liu goes up in Temescal Bay Area artist collective The Illuminaries put up the homage late last week with the figure skater’s iconic ‘thizz face.’

Bay Area artist collective The Illuminaries put up the homage late last week with the figure skater’s iconic ‘thizz face.’

Inscription in a copy of 'The Lady's not for burning': "If found, please return to Jules, c/o Max's Kansas City 213 Park Ave South, NY, NY, 10003. 777-7870"

When you sell used books in NYC...

Oh no! Please don't go to Mayor Lewis' House and file for divorce!!!