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14.03.2026 03:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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14.03.2026 02:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alright, Serpentico...my marriage is on the line (technically it's just my son's college fund). Time to snap Yuta like Bane in Knightfall.

#watchroh

14.03.2026 02:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah fuck.

14.03.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mexican dude nicknamed el Toro Loco fighting a white dude named Beef.

It's very on the nose. Anyway, I'm betting the farm on Beef.

#watchroh

14.03.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Persephone is a baby and has more confidence than I will ever have. Also, she could effortlessly suplex a fucking bear. I suppose that boosts the ol' self-esteem a bit.

#watchroh

14.03.2026 02:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

STP is a credible threat, as far as heel stables go. The problem is, I can't boo the Infantry. You just can't really dislike the Captain.

#watchroh

14.03.2026 02:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Wrestling personalities Renee Paquette and RJ City on a television set in a shack somewhere in rural America.

Wrestling personalities Renee Paquette and RJ City on a television set in a shack somewhere in rural America.

I'm settling into the MyAEW app. Some videos end and pop you back to the menu. Some don't. The ones that don't make me feel a little unsafe.

#myaew #aew

13.03.2026 13:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm sorry to report that now that we're running on solar, last night all the power went out and we all died. Buyer beware.

13.03.2026 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dystopian.

13.03.2026 12:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I bet if their supreme leader was Cobra Commander, you'd be glad we killed all those delicious children. Right? Like, that'd be scary, right? And what if they teamed up with the fuckin' furnace from Home Alone?? What a terror that would be."

13.03.2026 11:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Athena is one of the very best things to happen to ROH since Danielson.

Also, Maya World is so easy to cheer for. She's had such a neat road to this, and I'm so happy she's here.

#watchROH

13.03.2026 03:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tonight, I was walking to the kitchen, asking if anyone else is hungry (free for all night), both kid & wife say "no." So I start making a grilled cheese...

BUT THEN A COCONUT FELL ON MY NOGGIN!!

Because it's an hour later, my family is eating and somehow my sandwich JUST finished.

13.03.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can someone at BlueSky let a 40 year old guy display his Top 8s and play three songs of varying bit rates of my choosing on my profile? I still know the HTML to change my background color, so you don't have to worry about that.

Love,

Me

12.03.2026 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I WIN. I ALWAYS WIN. IS THERE NO ONE ON THIS PLANET TO EVEN CHALLENGE ME?

#bebest

12.03.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only take fertility advice from people who haven't abused children.

It's a low bar, but the President of the United States can't clear it.

12.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A rapist said this while smiling. Republicans are filth for allowing this. They used to pretend to be the party of morals, now they're just a pedo's meat shield.

12.03.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Persephone is 24. She's a kid!! This is what she looks like BEFORE her prime.

#aewdynamite

12.03.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I must be missing something with Gabe Kidd. Again, talented, obviously. I'm sure he's a decent enough person. His character comes off as a total weiner to me. Roddy being a team player was worth it.

#aewdynamite

12.03.2026 03:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brody breaking the chain was some corny bullshit, but I gotta tell you, I screamed.

#aewdynamite

12.03.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fletcher is pretty clearly trying to be intentional about getting in the ring with every style of wrestling he can. And it feels that way. As someone who loves wrestling, it makes me respect him a lot. As a fan of the fiction, it makes him look unkillable.

#aewdynamite

12.03.2026 02:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hechicero and Claudio are like two puzzle pieces. I love Takeshita, but he's not who I'm watching in this match.

NEVERMIND HOMIE GOT A SHINER AND ITS A DOOZY
#aewdynamite

12.03.2026 02:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, am I spending my Wednesday night in the RiccaboneZone?!

I love this for me.

#aewdynamite

12.03.2026 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bah gawd. The midterms will be a slobberknocker.

11.03.2026 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But you're also 100% right, she swings for the fences with those tantrums, and I respect it.

11.03.2026 15:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know a lot of folks were worried about her relinquishing a bunch, but I don't think she will if she can help it. I'm not saying this is an art house film, but she's creating a story. It intersects a lot of promotions, but it's one story, and it's so darn cool.

11.03.2026 15:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's likely 100% marketing, but AEW is doing something right with how they're introducing their streaming platform. It's what we want at a price point that's hard to argue against. I'm just jazzed to pay a fair price for better than fair wrestling.

11.03.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You read my mind, pal! Thanks. I'm thinking about waiting on purchasing until the streaming apps get a bit more road under them. First few streams are always goofy and I've got a few weeks left on my HBO sub.

Still, been begging for a FAST channel for ages, this is a dream.

11.03.2026 10:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, great, I thought I'd goofed something up. Thank you so much!!

11.03.2026 10:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0