daphne🧚🏽🌱 (@baldplantmom)

ugh it’s so exciting😫🙂‍↕️

14.03.2026 19:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Here’s to having faith and being delusional ! I will make the $935 left on my rent balance by midnight on Sunday to prevent being removed from my home and losing my wittle chickens. It’s happening slow but I will finally find employment this month to help me get back on my feet. I will be able to

14.03.2026 03:59 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

you said what🧏🏽‍♀️ you said I should go get my ears pierced?! say less!

14.03.2026 03:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cleaning your space on friday so the entire weekend is free>>>>

13.03.2026 23:50 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Him making sure his lips stay moisturized in a apocalyptic world on this show is beautiful and hilarious

13.03.2026 21:49 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 4

this isn’t funny but you’re funny😭😭😭

13.03.2026 22:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the day you plant the seed is not the day you reap your harvest!!!

13.03.2026 22:22 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I need those biscuits like I need air to breathe i’m not even playing😭😭

13.03.2026 20:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

actually gonna cut all my hair off & go blonde after this wedding

13.03.2026 17:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

25th birthday around the corner lawddd

13.03.2026 17:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love being black. I would choose us in every lifetime

13.03.2026 17:06 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I want Megan thee stallion to have the best life possible

10.03.2026 21:14 👍 16 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

um hello?!?😍😍

13.03.2026 17:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

my favorite cover of all time idc idc

13.03.2026 15:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

okay but a good ass music cover???

13.03.2026 15:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

she was a raggedy racist hoe who piggy backed off the ideas of black women. She only wanted civil rights for white woman. TELL THE WHOLE TRUTH!

13.03.2026 15:11 👍 103 🔁 26 💬 3 📌 0

HOES DEPRESSED by THOT SQUAD on Apple Music Song · 2024 · Duration 2:34

HOES DEPRESSED, IM NOT I TAKE MY MEDS!!!🤸🏾🤸🏾🤸🏾

13.03.2026 03:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s really the simple things in life

13.03.2026 03:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

when my dad handles all of the servicing appointments for my car >>>>>

13.03.2026 02:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HISS by Megan Thee Stallion on Apple Music Song · 2024 · Duration 3:12

I feel like we moved past this cultural phenomenon too quick

13.03.2026 02:14 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

cause it gotta have that specific texture & chew

13.03.2026 00:04 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

you be spittinnn😭

13.03.2026 00:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a woman is holding a large glass that says just one glass on it Alt: a woman is holding a large wine glass that says just one glass on it

🙂‍↕️

12.03.2026 22:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Why do they keep pushing AI on us everywhere?”

Because ChatGPT has 800M weekly active users.

12.03.2026 21:13 👍 179 🔁 63 💬 21 📌 11

I’ve grown from asking for peace.

I now exist as peace.

12.03.2026 22:19 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

yk what? hell yeah

12.03.2026 22:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Medicare for All - "That's socialism!"

Social Security - "That's socialism!"

Debt free education - "That's socialism!"

Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"

$1 billion per day on a war in the Middle East that no one wants, while millions of people at home struggle.

"That's just how it is."

12.03.2026 22:15 👍 11705 🔁 4114 💬 391 📌 172

can’t be functional without balance

12.03.2026 02:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LMFAOO IKTR!!

11.03.2026 23:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman is sitting at a table reading a menu and says perhaps not ! ALT: a woman is sitting at a table reading a menu and says perhaps not !

Some of my coworkers remain so modest when ordering lunches on company dime.

As for me? PERHAPS NOT.

11.03.2026 16:29 👍 127 🔁 27 💬 15 📌 40

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