"We’re now at the point where there are so many illegal and unconstitutional things happening every day that it’s impossible to keep track of them all." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/clown-shoe...
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My God she looks exactly like Rihanna!
Honestly, buy all the shit you want. I don’t care if our soldiers are eating lobster. However much we’re spending on crustaceans and pianos is a helluva lot cheaper than invading a country for no reason.
Do you guys remember when Michael Bloomberg wanted to reduce portion size in sodas and the right had to be physically removed from their fainting couches with construction cranes?
Who else would I have meant. So happy for you both! Love is love is love is love is love.
Be honest: did you write this with AI? You did, didn’t you, you sly dog.
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Do professional female hockey players also resort to fisticuffs to resolve their differences or is this only for the men?
I think I’ve found your next profile pic…seems fitting since I sent you your current one. 🇨🇦😉
Kind of weird that there’s a professional sports league that routinely features men on ice skates beating the shit out of each other.
It's INTERNATIONAL Women's Day! and being an international woman, it is appropriate for me to recommend this audio book I made a few years ago with my friend, Megan Koester (@bornferal).It will tell you A LOT about how civilization has treated women since way back.
www.audible.com/pd/The-Indig...
I have to admit I thought you were nuts.
Credit where credit is due. Bill called it when nobody else had the guts.
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What did I say? I’M TRYING TO BE FUNNY!
EMOTIONAL POTATOES!!! New book, "I'm Busy," out now!
Hey! New #HIGNFYUS !!!!
@amberruffin.bsky.social @roywoodjr.bsky.social and @michaelianblack.bsky.social are giving us good comedy while talking about the news!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgXQ...
Sure, we got pre-empted. I GOT YOU!!!
Sincere question about JD Vance saluting. As VP, he has no constitutional role in the military, right? So is the salute proper protocol because he was a Marine or is it standard practice for every VP?
Maybe remove your ball cap, fucko.
“Consider some words from the news over the last couple weeks: ‘imminent,’ ‘unconditional surrender,’ ‘war.’ All words denuded of their meanings in the same way replacing pie filling with shaving cream makes it fit for flinging but otherwise inedible.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/the-invert...
Me too!
Already irritated at myself for the extra "we" and the fact that I used the word "funny" twice. Everything's ruined.
Fine by me!
I don't know if "Have I Got News For You" will get pre-empted tomorrow night, but we I just got home from taping and I think we made a war about as funny as you're going to make it. Guests @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social and @jennyhagel.bsky.social were so funny. It'll be on the app if not TV.
So the same Russia telling Iran how to better kill Americans is now being rewarded by America?
"It’s contained”
“It’s contained”
“It’s contained”
“Do you think it’s not contained?”
Kellyann Conway, regarding the Covid-19 virus, March 2020.
Will Corey Lewandowski have to sleep with Markwayne now?
I’ll take this one: yes.
