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@malzliebchen

πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¨πŸ‡ΏπŸ» Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher, Comptroller of ANTIFA. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.

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Wyoming? I blame Carmen Sandiego.

10.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What are you, a peregrine falcon?

09.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, we gotta keep the feds batting zero at this. If the case isn’t outright dropped then you just take it to a jury where they’re going to acquit.

09.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And no soul. So doing something something to him is no worse than dropping a glass and it breaking.

Wait actually that’s worse because someone else could get hurt by the broken glass.

09.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
My order number at Hub’s was 69

My order number at Hub’s was 69

Nice

09.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It will get torn down like every other house here

09.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No it’s owned by Intuit

09.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Time moves differently in Canada

09.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rahmbo

08.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My PU glass is also my favorite ❀️

08.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

08.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, that’s so much better than I get at home. So hell yeah, brother!

08.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But do you get this lacing at home? Because man I sure don’t

08.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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If a shitty Wrigleyville bar is getting this lacing, what the fuck are you doing?

08.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Usually, I think what they’re doing is waiving the inspection contingency meaning that they have to find another way to back out after they do an inspection

07.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

During the inspection, when you can still back out with no penalty

07.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been like that for years. When we sold our bungalow, we had three offers before they even set foot in the house.

07.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Because they all love it

07.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you honestly questioning why this administration would be trafficking kidnapped women across state lines?

07.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly. And I’m like 99% sure that it does mean that..

07.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my

07.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

No, no, Jar Jar was the hero.

07.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope that every day

07.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bet guys remember when Trump got his dick bitten? That was cool.

07.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wet his skin down and your don’t need much voltage, just the ability to supply the current

07.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s actually great. Fuck America

07.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chomp chomp motherfucker

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, there are plenty of larger houses in Chicago. We went from Portage Park to Old Irving

06.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Use his bones for bone china for the lunchroom.

06.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Friday, bitches. Do your thing to this survey.

06.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0