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Elizabeth Lopatto

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internet typist at the verge, known cat lady, zevon stan. she/hers/hesher tip me: liz@theverge.com

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give liz an aircraft carrier

10.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a military genius

10.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

iran could get critical online support for this if, instead of deploying mines, they simply deployed One Big Boat, which then got stuck

10.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Insurrectionist Brunch: Trumpists plotted to deploy military on U.S. soil Before the 2024 election, a cadre of MAGA loyalists met over brunch to plot ways for Trump to use the military domestically.

This is just astonishingly great reporting.

All of the crises the White House has claimed over the last 14 months were planned in advance. All of them.

And however much contempt you have for media outlets who reverently relayed Trump's claim to have no relation to Project 2025, it isn't enough.

10.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 2291 πŸ” 1146 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 47

β€œWhen you cover capital crime cases, you notice the ways in which stupidity and evil become indistinguishable.”

10.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

exactlyyyyyyy

10.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

clown event still possible

10.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Andrew O’Hagan Β· Stay Classy: Mummy’s Favourite The late queen can be held responsible for much, but nobody could accuse her of seeming to enjoy her role. For the...

unbelievable banger from the always-good london review of books: "As a couple, they have always been too stupid to understand the vulnerability of the institution that supports them, and they began wrecking it from the inside as soon as they met." www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

10.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
Chris Fleming on Nightmare Stand-Up Gig, Jacob Elordi Kissing Jimmy & Being in a Super Bowl Ad
Chris Fleming on Nightmare Stand-Up Gig, Jacob Elordi Kissing Jimmy & Being in a Super Bowl Ad YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live

my favorite part of this clip is that jimmy kimmel is visibly afraid of chris fleming www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsxd...

10.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
an email with the header "Opt out" from me to expertoptout@superhuman.com. 

Body text: Hi there. No idea if I am one of your experts, but I’d rather not be. You see, I do actually edit people and I don’t need your hallucination machine ruining my bad reputation.

Thanks
Liz

an email with the header "Opt out" from me to expertoptout@superhuman.com. Body text: Hi there. No idea if I am one of your experts, but I’d rather not be. You see, I do actually edit people and I don’t need your hallucination machine ruining my bad reputation. Thanks Liz

I write emails! thanks to @caseynewton.bsky.social for embarrassing Grammarly into doing the bare fucking minimum www.platformer.news/grammarly-ex...

10.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

once again making warren zevon references to my politely bewildered coworkers

09.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

huge fan of several sociologists of money!

09.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A very up close tuxedo cat. Her nose is pink

A very up close tuxedo cat. Her nose is pink

hello?

09.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Nuremberg 2, Immediately.

09.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

beautiful sunset rn fyi

09.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

totally

09.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is that good

09.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A graph with the x axis labeled on a continuum between "dracula music" and "carnival music" and the y axis labeled between "sex music" and "no sex music." it is populated with a lot of bands, but the main thing is that sunn o))) is off the chart on both the "no sex" and "dracula" side

A graph with the x axis labeled on a continuum between "dracula music" and "carnival music" and the y axis labeled between "sex music" and "no sex music." it is populated with a lot of bands, but the main thing is that sunn o))) is off the chart on both the "no sex" and "dracula" side

image unrelated I just really like this chart

09.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5

it's a little annoying when I see a post, come up with a good joke, and then see the poster in question has quote posts disabled. like I get it, I do, but now I'm going to have my dumb sunn o))) joke rattling around in my head because I couldn't set it free where it belongs

09.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

wow I wonder what happens if there's a sudden disruption to the credit market www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

08.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 191 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

β€œdang i slept in… oh.”

08.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

who else woke up surprised to have lost an hour this morning

08.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

she wants pets and cuddles. she is getting them I fear

07.03.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm trying to read and the cat is not having it. she just sat down in my book

07.03.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like this is all happening cause we stopped pumping up the jam

07.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 1463 πŸ” 357 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah

06.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

same

06.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry for your loss

06.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that is good. letting it rest for a week is even better in my experience

06.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0