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D.M. Sinclair

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๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Television writer ("Mojo Swoptops", "Chilly Beach") and novelist ("A Hundred Billion Ghosts"). https://dmsinclair.com/

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He was recently appointed Special Envoy to Greenland.

It still makes no sense, though.

22.02.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know that I'd say I'm waiting "patiently." I'm actually pretty impatient about it.

11.02.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can it, like, NOT snow for a day. Just for a day. Is that too much to ask?

17.01.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, they see the same thing.
But one lies about it.

10.01.2026 03:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got a waffle maker for Christmas and the first thing I did with it was make waffles.
#rebel

26.12.2025 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's a "fake opinion?"

25.12.2025 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But he says if it goes well he'll leave the presidency and become a full time host. I would fully support that.

23.12.2025 15:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And here I am eating regular sesame seed bagels like a sucker!

23.12.2025 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, what's a salt bagel? I like both of those words but I've never heard them put together like that and I already want one.

23.12.2025 13:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
18.12.2025 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"That's a Moray"

11.12.2025 02:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Highway to Halibut

11.12.2025 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am never watching sports again. It's not worth it.
#bluejays

02.11.2025 13:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait... they're doing that? He holds a gun in literally every poster!

06.10.2025 17:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I felt the same! It started out feeling like a movie but ended feeling like a TV show. Seemed like they ran out of money and/or time. And the alien has never looked more like a person in a costume.

29.09.2025 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of the ocean ALT: a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of the ocean

Saw #Jaws in Imax last night. Incredible, as expected.
Question: If there are usually no sharks swimming around Amity and this one was an aberration, why did Quint, a professional shark hunter, live there?

30.08.2025 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'd be amazed how often I find opportunities to say "the goggles do nothing!"

30.08.2025 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Doing this tonight! I've seen it 643,229 times (give or take), but never in a theatre with an audience. Will it be the best thing that has ever happened? Maybe.
#jaws

29.08.2025 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Added to my Christmas list

28.08.2025 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since you're no longer busy, can you finish mine for me?

18.08.2025 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slightly diminish a band: The Electric Dim Orchestra

14.08.2025 03:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

U1

13.08.2025 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, ok. Had not heard about that. Thanks!

31.07.2025 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are they doing? I haven't heard, and can't find any reports about it. I'm a big Docs user!

31.07.2025 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The cover of the ebook "A Hundred Billion Ghosts" with a quote from an Amazon user review that says "Funnier than heck."

The cover of the ebook "A Hundred Billion Ghosts" with a quote from an Amazon user review that says "Funnier than heck."

If you follow me here but haven't read anything by me... Here, have this for free! Quick, before I come to my senses!
dmsinclair.com/hbg

30.07.2025 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's fun when the hole in your sock gets so big, you could put the sock on from either end and have basically the same experience.

21.07.2025 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Flu skeet #4:
I don't think it's a flu anymore.
There's a new strain of Covid with exactly these distinguishing symptoms. So I'm going to just assume it's that.
Zero stars for Covid Nimbus. Not as good as the first Covid.

18.07.2025 18:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Flu skeet #3:
I've discovered that, with the flu, I can write for hours because I have no awareness of the passage of time. It might be a superpower. I am... the Incredible Flu Man!

18.07.2025 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Flu skeet #2:
I have washed my hands 637 times today. I didn't keep track, but I feel certain the number is accurate. You can tell by counting the rings in the fingers I've scrubbed off.

18.07.2025 01:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gorn Baby Gorn?

18.07.2025 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0