malkieriking

First the Goo Goo Dolls, now the Cranberries. He's a one-man K-Rock.

Still the least jarring part of this sentence is that a guy is singing the Goo Goo Dolls.

i really wish i didn't suck at everything i do

holy cow Navy losing the Patriot is crazy

formula 1 is now a survival horror game where you never have enough resources to be comfortable when you get into a new combat encounter

fill it up, syla

TONIGHT ON A SPECIAL EDITION OF HURLEY VISION

DANNY HURLEY WITH A BUZZER BEATER TECHNICAL FOUL!

i genuinely can't believeno one on Marquette stopped the ball on the last possession and it worked out

They call him Max Verstappen because the verst has and will happen

FUCK

We're qualifying, let's drive!!!

Czech player named Muzik

NEW YORK
LONDON
PARIS
MUNICH
EVERYONE TALKIN BOUT
CZECH MUZIK

The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading: Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)

CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"

Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"

The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.

deathgenerator.com

water? i hardly know her!

you certainly would never be at a bar, that's for sure

Life moves so fast. Take a breath and slow things down, like a group of people walking five abreast at the airport.

also College Football Final hasn't been the same since it stopped being him and Mark May verbally throwing down every week

The Mario Brothers (And Waluigi)
#pikmin #supermario

do you think you could drink a 12-ounce can of soda of your choosing every day for a week for 76 million dollars? the catch is that during that week, you’re not allowed to travel to columbus, georgia unless you already had plans to or you just want to

27 seasons of SVU and the greatest thing they have ever done is briefly show the ADA wearing the jersey from the unit’s otherwise unmentioned rec league softball team

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

IU Indy is playing some major havocball and I'm here for it

It's March let's get it

the scrolls foretold this

Get ready to learn the effectiveness of Carson Cooper’s 3/4 front on TKR on Purdue’s last 2 possessions buddy

Me writing tomorrow’s basketball things

the miis are so good (or if not miis, mii-adjacent faces)

When a hockey team pisses away all the goodwill they generated in 48 hours flat, we call it Milkshake Puck.

If I haven't read it how did I respond!!!

when you respond to a message on a push notification IT SHOULDN'T LEAVE THAT MESSAGE UNREAD (personally annoyed at teams right now but many other apps do this)

why what happened