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The BryGuy. Chicago-based writer. First novel: IT HELPS WITH THE BLUES. Coming up: CLEAN MY ROOM. Blog: https://bryancebulski.wordpress.com/

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You see this?

11.03.2026 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
guy in blue jeans and black tank top standing on a city street in front of a restaurant

guy in blue jeans and black tank top standing on a city street in front of a restaurant

3x3 eyes: juuma houken / super famicom
now production / system supply n-tech, 1995

12.03.2026 05:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 76 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Chicago 312: Raja Krishnamoorthi Wants to Abolish the ICE He's Taking Checks From This week: Mayor Johnson declared a budget victory over no one in particular and Raja Krishnamoorthi's donor list is not the greatest!

new 312 mostly about how the election is stressing me out:
the amount of money AIPAC is pouring into races across the board is obscene: chicago312.beehiiv.com/p/chicago-31...

12.03.2026 12:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glorious. ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

11.03.2026 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: can we watch boy meets world?
Bryan (hearing have you seen boy meets world): No, no. No, you know this.

11.03.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

while we were working on campus over the summer, my college friends used to play these for hours on end in a near empty dorm while blasting gucci mane, ideal experience

11.03.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last weekend we got taco bell but were still out with friends so instead I sang the mary tyler moore theme song at karaoke

10.03.2026 20:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, it posits the idea that peach pie will end racism, which I think we should hear out.

10.03.2026 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A core beat in Tales of Rebirth's story is that people are getting so racist that it's causing natural disasters.

10.03.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm reading Tim Curry's memoir and he has an anecdote about playing music with Cher at Carole King's house then immediately follows it up with a story about going with Carly Simon to Studio 54, where Truman Capote was DJing.

10.03.2026 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Credit Bureaus Are Leaving More Mistakes on Frustrated Consumersโ€™ Reports Under Trumpโ€™s CFPB The credit bureaus have started dismissing a larger share of consumer complaints without help since the Trump administration began dismantling the CFPB.

Real-world implications: Credit Bureaus Are Leaving More Mistakes on Frustrated Consumersโ€™ Reports Under Trumpโ€™s CFPB @joeljacobs.bsky.social

10.03.2026 12:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 114 ๐Ÿ” 49 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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The RPGs of the 90s had a type.... and they had headbands. And I've officially decided the next time I design a game character, they will have A HEADBAND! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ช

10.03.2026 03:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 72 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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One thing I appreciate about old internet humor is how blunt it was. Look at this image. Adding ANYTHING ruins the joke. It's perfect. Why? Because some guy on a message board went "I really want to dunk on this game, what's the least work I can do to get my point across." Pure Distilled Comedy.

09.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1623 ๐Ÿ” 548 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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This Sega Saturn 'Lupin the 3rd' Game From 1998 Just Got An English Translation Patch is available now

This Sega Saturn 'Lupin the 3rd' Game From 1998 Just Got An English Translation.

09.03.2026 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

for all the Trans Rights Readathon participants still making their lists ๐Ÿ‘€

09.03.2026 04:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's a good time to read the incredible trans surrealist novel love / aggression by June Martin

09.03.2026 04:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lots of spectacular books on sale, plus my own novel too.

08.03.2026 12:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Demon Engine was one of my best reads of 2025. Highly recommend it.

Many of the others look cool too.

08.03.2026 11:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of tRaum Books' Itch Io landing page. The ebooks are all discounted at 50% off, until the end of March.

A screenshot of tRaum Books' Itch Io landing page. The ebooks are all discounted at 50% off, until the end of March.

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It's Read an eBook March, so we've got all of our ebooks on sale--or buy them all in a big ol' bundle and get them all! <3
This sale will go on until the end of March~~ ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ“š

traumbooks.itch.io

08.03.2026 11:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Any of these books, including my own, would be a great pick-- but I especially want to talk up MAEJ! It and Hiron Ennes's WORKS OF VERMIN are hands down my favorite secondary world fantasy doorstoppers of this decade. I'm picky as hell about fantasy doorstoppers.

08.03.2026 12:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bought that book at a Barnes and Noble like 15 years ago. I remember fans of the game were excited that it got a translation until they realized it's boring.

09.03.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ned's been playing Parasite Eve, I remembered that I used to own the Hideaki Sena novel it's technically a sequel to, went to look it up and buy it again only to find it's like a $200 collectors item now???

09.03.2026 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a screenshot of an interior in a Doom map. there is a framed photograph of Brian from the hit video game Quest 64

a screenshot of an interior in a Doom map. there is a framed photograph of Brian from the hit video game Quest 64

been learning how to make doom wads

09.03.2026 10:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 237 ๐Ÿ” 35 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FINAL FANTASY VIII - Fishermans Horizon. a peaceful little stopover. did you know, when you first visit the mayor you can briefly see his miniature airships hanging above including FF7's Tiny Bronco and the ones from FF3 and FF4? (4th pic) once the camera pans down, they can never be seen again โœˆ๏ธ

09.03.2026 12:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 55 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tomb Raider III for #scanlinesunday

(Eidos/Core Design, 1999)
๐ŸŽฎ: PS1 on PS2
๐Ÿ“บ: Sony Trinitron KV-13TR29 via composite ๐ŸŸกโšช๏ธ๐Ÿ”ด
๐Ÿ“ท: iPhone 12 mini

09.03.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ES-CA-FLOW-NE *techno beat* ๐ŸŽถ

Only ten episodes aired of the 23 episode 'Fox Kids cut' of Escaflowne, broadcast in its Saturday morning cartoons slot in the summer of 2000. It underwent heavy narrative editing and had additional techno-infused music composed by Inon Zur.

#VideoBytes

08.09.2025 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 356 ๐Ÿ” 98 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
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Let's open the best MTG prerelease kit of all time! #mtg

02.03.2026 00:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New video about the Bratz game I found in a free library!

youtu.be/JBZxA57g0I4

06.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yup---THE LIVING COPY by @alessandrostardust.bsky.social is going to be our fall release and we are so, so excited for it!! This is a gorgeous (and experimental!) story by an author whose voice and style we really admire. <3

07.03.2026 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yooooo big news!

Iโ€™ve officially signed a contract for my novel THE LIVING COPY with @traumbooks.bsky.social!!!

THE LIVING COPY tells the story of a young woman traversing the haunted places of Pennsylvania and seeing ghosts โ€” while being told ghost stories by an AI bot of her dead grandmother.

07.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1