The only thing good coming out of paramount these days
The only thing good coming out of paramount these days
With the baby
When I say Iβm into daddies, this is what Iβm talking about
When the algorithm just hits
How it feels catching up after being off the internet all day
LOTR marathon weekend! ππΌ
The Acklay from star wars episode 2
Sheβs a diva btw
The only downside of being 30+ is that I canβt pound a large popcorn anymore π
Weβve come to this place, not for magic, but to escape the snow.
Queer as a π΅π΅π΅
@derek172.bsky.social
So if Minnesota secedes from the union to join Canada, do I get automatic citizenship since I was born there?
Before I am an American, I am a Kristen Kish stan.
And you know itβs big
What day is it?
2025 was pretty shit but you have to admit - the girls were FED
βHow will you enter 2026?β
Me:
Just landed home in DC. π¬ Iβve never wanted a couch as bad as JD Vance but I think I understand now
I put sweatpants on my bfs Christmas list and no one got them for himβ¦ so I guess weβre going shopping and Iβm picking the color π©Ά π
Iβve reached that point of eating in suburban America that I actually want to go to the gym
She can always sleigh my bells
For sure - Iβd eat your buns
Free drinks on our flight courtesy of the pink mafia ππΌ π³οΈβπ
He got his dream guest and said βπΌ
The way this hit me so hard π
Peak Midwest is ordering cheese curds and it being served with seasoned sour cream AND ranch without me having to ask for either π«¦
Jonathan Bailey is all of us
Thereβs Netflix and chill but thereβs also housewives and hungover
Feeling grateful for gay smut on TV. It is appropriately hyped #HeatedRivalry