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Half-demon, half-Mephistopheles, already knows the tenor of life's darkest secrets. Professional Mad Max, Pumpkaboo enthusiast. 🌈 he/him

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This album remains my favorite, still. Getting to see you do a handful if these as an excuse to visit New Orleans was also great.

12.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait:

1. Build up speed
2. Hit Trampoline
3. Cool backflip
4. Nail the landing

The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

12.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 7437 πŸ” 2086 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 151

I was in Paris for one overnight stay in 2014. That first day was my solo trip up to Notre Dame (great novel, favorite Disney movie), and the morning after, before the bus left, was a quick power walk through the Louvre to find the Mona Lisa to be like "Huh? It's not big? Where's the rest of it?"

12.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's fair - they do have a jack of all trades to them and can do a bit of everything. I've never been all in on the Wildshape mechanic, but loved playing one. Of course, then that's just a nature wizard at that point, which is basically all I wanted out of it.

11.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why druid? Rangers I get, and many have talked about their issues ad-nauseum.

11.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 13844 πŸ” 3159 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 237
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"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
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06.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 5887 πŸ” 2037 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 100

For as much as I've played since release, only beaten once. That Act 3, though quite ambitious and I admire how much they clearly put into it, but it kinda loses me every time.

Maybe my gay half orc Durge will make to the end my current go around. 🀞🀞

06.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Suddenly wearing baggy clothes, holding large handbags and potted plants all the time, all the usual ways tv covers up an actress' pregnancy.

Man: "I did think she was doing a lot of laundry."

06.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was just reminded of her like 2 days ago and felt my body crumble to dust when I read how long ago it was.

05.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Beauty and the Beast is really one of the best they ever made, but I just love Aladdin more.

Being the first movie I remember seeing in theaters helps, too.

05.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

04.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 6046 πŸ” 1814 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 39

I think war is serious business, real life-and-death stuff, and should be taken seriously by people who initiate and prosecute it.

Sorry to get so partisan, but that’s how I feel.

04.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 2617 πŸ” 355 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 16
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🀞🀞

02.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh absolutely. Fortunately I can manage last minute for this every two week group since his stuff is mostly done here.

I'm gearing up to run Strahd in about a month or so for the first time, and absolutely salivating at the thought of being down folks in a given session not really mattering.

02.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black turtleneck is standing in front of a fireplace . ALT: a man in a black turtleneck is standing in front of a fireplace .

when the DnD player who's character's quest we're in the middle of cancels 2 hours before start time

02.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope he does his best "Steve from Sex And The City" again

01.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's pretty good, but the fire pomeranian may make me break my grass first each gen playthrough.

27.02.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem

04.02.2025 22:37 πŸ‘ 44526 πŸ” 6931 πŸ’¬ 568 πŸ“Œ 209

great replacement except they want to import racists

26.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 4023 πŸ” 1003 πŸ’¬ 166 πŸ“Œ 40

Man this sucks

26.02.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno, Jurassic World told me people would easily get bored of dinosaurs or whatever.

26.02.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am gay and ditto

25.02.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any thing that isn't praising it as a masterpiece would mean it's overhated. It rules so much.

25.02.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i want a computer powered by the green satan goo from prince of darkness

24.02.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 1847 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 11

was listening to SONGS FROM THE BIG CHAIR this morning and it is totally wild how much that record is a no skips, banger after banger, stone cold classic. you’re telling me at least four of the best pop hits of the 80s are on one album?!?

23.02.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 3154 πŸ” 183 πŸ’¬ 200 πŸ“Œ 58

Honestly we should have all known we were in a dangerous global decline as soon as Hollywood struggled to make a new movie about Blade

21.02.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 1875 πŸ” 316 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 14
 Section 8


The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;

Section 8 The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;

The tariffs were obviously blatantly unconstitutional from the moment that they were imposed. If the Supreme Court is going to have a shadow docket and make emergency orders, it's absurd that they let these tariffs stand for a year.

20.02.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 484 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6

We watch The Price is Right channel at night when husband isn't sure he'll stay up much longer, and over the weekend, it was like a jump scare when I saw that our former governor candidate in Virginia in 2024 Winsome Earle-Sears appeared in a 1988 episode of The Price is Right.

She lost there, too.

20.02.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

My husband and I have been watching The Simpsons from the beginning the last month or so, and for me, it's been probably since the movie that I've watched anything Simpsons all the way through.

Anyways, that has been in my head for at least that long, and I randomly remember it every other week.

20.02.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0