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She/her, Elder Millennial I don't do nearly as much art as I would like to, but I'm trying to do more, or any, really...

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Rebecca Black - Friday
Rebecca Black - Friday YouTube video by rebecca

Today I learned my mom didn't know what Friday (the Rebecca Black song) is so I show it to her and I text my best friend to tell them about her reaction but they didn't know what Friday is either!!! What is happening!!?
youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0?...

14.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - β€œless than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - β€œthe enemy is inside the gates.”

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - β€œless than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - β€œthe enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

13.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 51095 πŸ” 9995 πŸ’¬ 1552 πŸ“Œ 421
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We've had a few people request this...

The vinyl OST to the hit game SIGNALIS is now up for pre-order, due to arrive in July.

We have both the transparent red and our new exclusive, ELSTER'S EYE variant!

buff.ly/t2JPIr6

13.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Twin Peaks Lucy commission <3

13.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 4681 πŸ” 1542 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 12
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γΎγŸγ‚΅γ‚€γƒ³εΏ˜γ‚ŒγŸγ‹γ‚‰δΈŠγ’η›΄γ—

10.03.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 1156 πŸ” 529 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone should let Rep. Luna know that threatening the President of the United States is a federal crime.

12.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 1048 πŸ” 189 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 16
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07.12.2024 20:41 πŸ‘ 3549 πŸ” 993 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 26

EVERY SINGLE PART of a lily is toxic!

Petals, leaves, pollen, the water in the vase.

You can celebrate someone other ways besides killing their cat.

I worked as a vet tech for 10 years. Let me assure you, you don't want to see your cat go through this nightmare.

12.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1357 πŸ” 1253 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 12
A woman in a mask
Headline:
Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?
Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee

Photo from Adobe

A woman in a mask Headline: Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask? Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee Photo from Adobe

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

12.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 9092 πŸ” 3265 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 150
Picture of an old typewriter on a cafe table

Picture of an old typewriter on a cafe table

This guy just pulled out a typewriter to work on in a cafe
This is so cool

12.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
Photograph of a K-pop demon Hunter doll on a shelf in a store. The doll has pink hair that is wildly curled and is wearing an oversized yellow jacket. It looks nothing like Romance.

Photograph of a K-pop demon Hunter doll on a shelf in a store. The doll has pink hair that is wildly curled and is wearing an oversized yellow jacket. It looks nothing like Romance.

I want to share with you all this KPDH doll I found in a party store yesterday

12.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

there is a child-like naivety to the way business leaders approach sociopolitical problems that would be really sweet if it wasn't coming from the leader of a company with 30,000 employees and 3 billion dollars in revenue

12.03.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 4179 πŸ” 609 πŸ’¬ 148 πŸ“Œ 32
Resident Evil 9 Leon Kennedy showing off his tramp stamp

Resident Evil 9 Leon Kennedy showing off his tramp stamp

he’s in my brain,,,,,,,

12.03.2026 06:16 πŸ‘ 1582 πŸ” 502 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 2
A six panel comic!
STEF: I think I can read Pixel's thoughts!

Stef and Pixel stare at each other, little sparkles surrounding them.
STEF: Just now, we shared a look --

Stef hands Pixel a glass of water.
STEF: --And then I got him a glass of water

Sarah and Stef watch Pixel happily drink from the glass of water.
STEF: I just knew that he was thirsty!

SARAH: That's so nice of you!
STEF: He'd do the same for me!

Sarah looks confused, a thought bubble emerging from them. Stef is tucked into bed, watching Pixel pour him a glass of water from a big water jug.
SARAH: ...What?

OUR SUPER ADVENTURE By Sarah Graley & Stef Purenins

A six panel comic! STEF: I think I can read Pixel's thoughts! Stef and Pixel stare at each other, little sparkles surrounding them. STEF: Just now, we shared a look -- Stef hands Pixel a glass of water. STEF: --And then I got him a glass of water Sarah and Stef watch Pixel happily drink from the glass of water. STEF: I just knew that he was thirsty! SARAH: That's so nice of you! STEF: He'd do the same for me! Sarah looks confused, a thought bubble emerging from them. Stef is tucked into bed, watching Pixel pour him a glass of water from a big water jug. SARAH: ...What? OUR SUPER ADVENTURE By Sarah Graley & Stef Purenins

πŸ±πŸ’§ patreon.com/sarahgraley

12.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 320 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of two girls hugging each other with one girl making a funny face ALT: a cartoon of two girls hugging each other with one girl making a funny face

Imagine being in love with a chaotic bisexual girl who's magically destined to marry a gay man. I'd go a little bit crazy too.

12.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a girl with a necklace that says 8888 on it ALT: a cartoon of a girl with a necklace that says 8888 on it

One of my favorite things about the final season of og Sailor Moon is how they really commit to Rei being hopelessly in love with Usagi. Canonical lesbian Michiru even straight up says "she's your Special Friend, like me and Haruka, right?" to which Rei can only defeatedly shrug her shoulders. 😭

12.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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this fanfic shit is easy
#residentevil #chrisker

18.12.2025 20:09 πŸ‘ 2717 πŸ” 1048 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 11

It's not enforced, though. Plenty of pickle dispensaries disguised as "vegetable paraphernalia" shops if you know where to look.

12.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Lor’themar: can you come collect your freak of a man please
he's doing things

(An arrow pointing to Astalor indicating he’s the subject of the conversation)

Rommath; no i set him loose on purpose
he needs enrichment

Lor’themar: can you come collect your freak of a man please he's doing things (An arrow pointing to Astalor indicating he’s the subject of the conversation) Rommath; no i set him loose on purpose he needs enrichment

Prey:

04.10.2025 22:23 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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DRAGON QUEST BUILDERSβ„’ 2 for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site Build, battle, and explore a massive open world in Dragon Quest Builders 2 for Nintendo Switch. Team up with a companion on an epic quest.

If you’re unable to get Pokopia at the moment, I HIGHLY recommend checking out the Dragon Quest Builders 2 demo

It’s made by the same team and the demo covers a hefty chunk of first part of the game

www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

11.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 237 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

This needs to be immortalized.

10.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 1358 πŸ” 356 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4
Marco Rubio greets Chuck Schumer in January 2026 at the Capitol Visitor Center

Marco Rubio greets Chuck Schumer in January 2026 at the Capitol Visitor Center

A close-up of his foot shows his shoes are too big

A close-up of his foot shows his shoes are too big

hmm

11.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 12323 πŸ” 1621 πŸ’¬ 856 πŸ“Œ 696
a round pug but he has dasies for eyes just like my character

a round pug but he has dasies for eyes just like my character

LOOK WHAT @davis.social MADE ME

11.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 426 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
Kal
@Kaldruen
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*Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man*
"Guess that's The Last of Him."
The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen β€’ 2d
Who'd win in a fight

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Kal @Kaldruen Follow *Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man* "Guess that's The Last of Him." The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen β€’ 2d Who'd win in a fight :

11.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 9447 πŸ” 2425 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 63
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can't stop saying this

10.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 2844 πŸ” 791 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 25350 πŸ” 6889 πŸ’¬ 221 πŸ“Œ 429
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mentally I’m here
#leonkennedy #pokopia #residentevil9

10.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 3538 πŸ” 1106 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 7
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10.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 11263 πŸ” 2286 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 41
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The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

10.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 8137 πŸ” 1729 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 158