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As seen on TikTok and in your neighborhood billiards hall

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Why not do this tho

15.02.2025 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is a gnawing, almost vacuum-like dread I get from scrolling on bluesky for too long where I'm like "okay yeah so at our most candid we all agree this shit sucks but what do we wanna do" and then inevitably two scrolls later it's someone reposting Mueller She Wrote and the cycle starts over

15.02.2025 16:34 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What? Truly and profoundly unsmart.

14.02.2025 17:30 πŸ‘ 7410 πŸ” 869 πŸ’¬ 1038 πŸ“Œ 104

You're nuts if you're questioning the wisdom and leadership of the Democratic Party right now. They're not the problem. The problem is the voters. What we need to do is replace 300 million voters

14.02.2025 03:37 πŸ‘ 7496 πŸ” 718 πŸ’¬ 392 πŸ“Œ 60

Finding out that there's an open source free version of Civ5 that is the exact same complexity as the desktop version and runs locally on Android has been the funniest way I've somehow increased my screen time lmao

07.02.2025 18:11 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear President Trump: yes my GERD is very painful, but you did NOT need to tariff onions, tomatoes, and peppers to keep my esophagus safe πŸ™πŸ» 😭

02.02.2025 21:25 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remembering that the US' no 1 import from Canada is crude oil and that Canadian energy accounts for like 60% of all US oil imports makes it clear just how cooked US SMBs and mid-level enterprises are in the short term due to tariffs; perfect opportunity for increased market consolidation though!!!

02.02.2025 21:21 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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hey question, is this bad?

31.01.2025 22:34 πŸ‘ 53841 πŸ” 13830 πŸ’¬ 2822 πŸ“Œ 1374

if a major politician held an emergency rally about the current ongoing coup by the richest man in the world, I think people would go to it. Shit is well and truly fucked. I can think of a couple of people who should do that right now.

31.01.2025 23:00 πŸ‘ 28782 πŸ” 4683 πŸ’¬ 627 πŸ“Œ 302
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Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.

This is a hostile takeover of the federal government by a private citizen of unlimited means with no restrictions and no transparency. Welcome to the Deep State www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...

31.01.2025 20:43 πŸ‘ 32952 πŸ” 11972 πŸ’¬ 1738 πŸ“Œ 1066

"God's always on the throne"

Well I sure hope he stands tf up because you chickens sure aren't, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

How utterly spineless, craven, and cowardly can y'all be? Literally getting rolled over like mice in a carpet, you absolute do nothing imbeciles

28.01.2025 20:24 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the unironic best things about BS is that if you wanna post yourself doing something like smoking cigars on here you can just do that without having to call them something insane like "I love my smoky stink logs"

27.01.2025 14:39 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's hard to even know what to say at this point when every thought I have feels like it'll be immediately either invalidated or hyper validated within minutes by a headline lmao

27.01.2025 14:36 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a very important reminder that fascists literally do not give a single fuck about how right you are about anything, they construct their worldview first and all facts are filtered through that worldview. So stop trying to be cute and right, and start learning to be scary

22.01.2025 00:43 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Do they have any plans on letting people upload videos longer than a minute bc I would just post the full videos here if I could.

21.01.2025 17:41 πŸ‘ 1208 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 3
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21.01.2025 20:54 πŸ‘ 39934 πŸ” 8459 πŸ’¬ 414 πŸ“Œ 267
Charlie Brown saying his famous catchphrase, "My idols are dead and my enemies are in power"

Charlie Brown saying his famous catchphrase, "My idols are dead and my enemies are in power"

21.01.2025 14:57 πŸ‘ 21883 πŸ” 3078 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 125

These tech oligarchs fit with MAGA because they're postmodernists: That there’s no objective truth but one’s own. Like Trump, they want to craft a world based on their "truth," which consists of lies for profit. They don’t have Trump’s charisma, but they do have billions.

17.01.2025 19:45 πŸ‘ 520 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 2
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You are here:

21.01.2025 10:42 πŸ‘ 34710 πŸ” 7701 πŸ’¬ 496 πŸ“Œ 432

if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the β€œdemocratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits

21.01.2025 11:04 πŸ‘ 41144 πŸ” 4926 πŸ’¬ 571 πŸ“Œ 127
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Lovely.

21.01.2025 03:36 πŸ‘ 17712 πŸ” 4271 πŸ’¬ 1746 πŸ“Œ 633

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

21.01.2025 03:39 πŸ‘ 34844 πŸ” 3126 πŸ’¬ 1147 πŸ“Œ 225

Oh wow, they brought back 2020 doomscrolling. They’ll remake anything these days.

21.01.2025 01:13 πŸ‘ 3958 πŸ” 221 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 9
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Pink guy saying: I just made a silly joke!

Panel 2: Pink guy turns to see a door swing open, revealing a Weird Greenish Guy in the doorway

Panels 3-5: Weird greenish guy begins to walk towards Pink Guy in a very creepy manner. He says: I’m Gonna take it SERIOUSLY

By panel 5 Weird Guy has Pink Guy in a death grip. He’s going to throttle him for having the audacity to tell a silly joke on social media

5 panel comic Panel 1: Pink guy saying: I just made a silly joke! Panel 2: Pink guy turns to see a door swing open, revealing a Weird Greenish Guy in the doorway Panels 3-5: Weird greenish guy begins to walk towards Pink Guy in a very creepy manner. He says: I’m Gonna take it SERIOUSLY By panel 5 Weird Guy has Pink Guy in a death grip. He’s going to throttle him for having the audacity to tell a silly joke on social media

when u make a silly joke on this platform

20.01.2025 04:04 πŸ‘ 18206 πŸ” 2118 πŸ’¬ 284 πŸ“Œ 177
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"did anyone else wake up at 4am??? It has to mean something!"

20.01.2025 16:06 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

19.01.2025 15:28 πŸ‘ 43753 πŸ” 4348 πŸ’¬ 748 πŸ“Œ 346

It’s still fuck Trump but watching democrats fumble this win into his hands is so maddening I can’t even put it into words

19.01.2025 17:35 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Joe Biden really deserves to be scorned from Democratic politics forever. What a useless, malignant man he is for letting Trump outmaneuver him at every single turn.

19.01.2025 19:17 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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L. M. A. O.

The #tiktokban might be the Dems' biggest misstep since deciding to bail out wall street

19.01.2025 17:53 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0