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She/they/any Used to be earthbound01 on Twitter Anarchist Himbo to bimbo, dilf to milf Middle aged

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80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 12508 πŸ” 3257 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 239

That line predates Marx I found out

11.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It takes a certain kind of…narcissistic nihilism to look across the country at people self-organizing against something that is generally a fairly good material symbol of the intangible class warfare that has alienated them and say, β€œwhat a silly distraction from what *really* matters.” And yet…

11.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 1097 πŸ” 182 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 21

This needs to be immortalized.

10.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 1336 πŸ” 349 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

The trouble with "human authored" stickers is that the AI shills will use them. Those who've displayed zero morality when it comes to theft won't start now.

Best way is to ban AI usage in the arts entirely.

11.03.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

The answer is to find the lunatic who keeps setting up trolley problems

11.03.2026 10:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

societies typically talk about human cognition as working similarly to whatever is seen as the latest and greatest technology. that’s why we currently describe the brain as a roguelike deckbuilding game about characters making their way up a spire

10.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 805 πŸ” 209 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

AT THE MOVIES

[handing my ticket over] yeah you can just slap a big β€œHFH” on that bad boy. your boss probably even has time to resell my seat

[to my date] it means β€œhere for hotdogs”. enjoy the flick, sweetheart, I’ll be out here keeping the concessions stand *extremely* busy

10.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

newsom is fated to die in the california water wars and is therefore a bad presidential candiate

09.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The USA's best trick is combining the appearance of freedom with a reality of repression. It is a brilliantly crafted permissive tyranny: one in which some protest & vocal dissent are tolerated & even promoted, mostly bc they've become impotent release valves that dissipate energy & change little.

09.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The internet, on scientists: They're secretive gatekeepers, they hoard esoterica/the truth, they don't want anyone in their ivory tower little clubs

Actual scientists: LOOK, WE FOUND A 300 MILLION YEAR OLD FOSSILIZED CLOACCAL IMPRESSION AND THE VENT IS HORIZONTAL! PLZ READ MY 67-PAGE PAPER ABOUT IT

09.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 1165 πŸ” 358 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Direct action is, ultimately, the defiant insistence on acting as if one is already free." --David Graeber

06.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 472 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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08.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 3238 πŸ” 1376 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 12
It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited:

β€œwhat’s your opinion on women’s day

as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: β€œwhat’s your opinion on women’s day as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

08.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 10671 πŸ” 3827 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 9

I love when men tell us what's worth dying for while killing us

08.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

abolish standard time? abolish daylight savings time?

how about we abolish *time*, cowards

08.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

vantablack hot dog

08.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We are living in a time of open, gaping atrocities. Take care of yourselves and one another.

08.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

24.01.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 27634 πŸ” 9951 πŸ’¬ 246 πŸ“Œ 209

This happens when someone leaves the seat up, and, idk, my cheeks touched water last time. I'm not a fan

08.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
tenchi masaki from tenchi muyo dressed in a grey schoolgirl uniform walks through a scifi scanner thingie

tenchi masaki from tenchi muyo dressed in a grey schoolgirl uniform walks through a scifi scanner thingie

a computer screen showing his skeleton and a DNA strand, captioned dialog reads "everything looks okay"

a computer screen showing his skeleton and a DNA strand, captioned dialog reads "everything looks okay"

the space cop or whatever says "but did you know your frame is very masculine?"

the space cop or whatever says "but did you know your frame is very masculine?"

tenchi says "uh, i... have a father who's a man"

tenchi says "uh, i... have a father who's a man"

it's a pleasant surprise if you find a crossdressing character in a 90s anime and the joke being told is funny

07.03.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 5015 πŸ” 1543 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 20
Dominic Toretto as seen in the original "The Fast and the Furious." He is wearing a red leather jacket over a black t-shirt and a cross necklace.

Dominic Toretto as seen in the original "The Fast and the Furious." He is wearing a red leather jacket over a black t-shirt and a cross necklace.

Misato Katsuragi as seen in Neon Genesis Evangelion. She is wearing a red leather jacket over a black t-shirt and a cross necklace.

Misato Katsuragi as seen in Neon Genesis Evangelion. She is wearing a red leather jacket over a black t-shirt and a cross necklace.

15 months on hrt and i think it's really making a difference! πŸ’–

19.07.2024 02:13 πŸ‘ 1484 πŸ” 270 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 10
07.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 163 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Chlorine dioxide is an industrial bleach for lumber and freaks like RFK give autistic kids enemas with it. Kids die from the practice. These people just want autistic kids dead.

07.03.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 2886 πŸ” 1233 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 32
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DFC Announces $20B Plan for Maritime Reinsurance in the Gulf WASHINGTON, D.C. – U.S. International Development Finance Corporation (DFC) CEO Ben Black and U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent today announced agreement on a detailed implementation plan approved...

There's skin in the game and then there's directly hooking the US treasury up to Iranian attacks on shipping in the Strait of Hormuz.

06.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 11

Woke bae Claude doing war crimes is a pretty fast milkshake duck.
Which like, anthropic was always evil, and I'm dismayed that people pretend otherwise.

05.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of AI researchers spent countless years debating the ethics of autonomous killing by AI and not nearly enough on AI assisted targeting for bombing campaigns. The atrocities are even worse. Over 100 dead school girls based on outdated maps and data.

05.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 370 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

All of this. Plus their makers stole all our work, are trying to change our IP laws to lionise this theft, took a sledgehammer to the creative economy and successfully reframed predictive text generation as the zenith of artistic achievement

Also, the fascism

05.03.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A thread of replies on Twitter dated Sep 7, 2018.

@blanchardphd tweet: I've reviewed my share of manuscripts for scholarly journals. If I thought an author's language was ridiculous (eg, "gender assigned at birth" for "sex"), I might say so, but I never wrote that an author *must* use this language or *must not* use that.

@2damntrans reply: BOFA are particularly bad at this.

@blanchardphd reply: What does BOFA stand for?

@2damntransreply: IT STANDS FOR BOFA DEEZ NUTS IN YA MOUF U DIRTY OLD GIT

A thread of replies on Twitter dated Sep 7, 2018. @blanchardphd tweet: I've reviewed my share of manuscripts for scholarly journals. If I thought an author's language was ridiculous (eg, "gender assigned at birth" for "sex"), I might say so, but I never wrote that an author *must* use this language or *must not* use that. @2damntrans reply: BOFA are particularly bad at this. @blanchardphd reply: What does BOFA stand for? @2damntransreply: IT STANDS FOR BOFA DEEZ NUTS IN YA MOUF U DIRTY OLD GIT

I've not shared this on Bluesky before, so here it is. At 1:48 PM (BST), on Friday September 7, 2018, I reached the greatest height of my posting career. This is my magnum opus.

I repost it here for posterity, for future generations to enjoy.

22.04.2025 14:02 πŸ‘ 1010 πŸ” 194 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 11