They have Colin Jost playing him.
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They have Colin Jost playing him.
Jason Voorhees, drawn in a tortured attempt at the style of Charles Schulz
Seems like Jason's Birthday comes earlier every year. Make sure to leave a machete out for him tonight!
“This is as far as you go!!” ✏️🎀🥚💕
@TheChiefNerd SAM ALTMAN: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."
i don’t know how this is supposed to work in terms of intelligence but whatever these guys do is taking stuff that is not theirs to take and then sell it for the highest possible price
electricity water clean air knowledge
you name it
they should be treated like the common thieves they are
HOLY SHIT.
A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election.
Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?
Talarico on Trumpworld's "short term pain" talking point: "I'd like them to tell that to the parents of the American troops who have lost their lives. That is not short term pain. That is pain that will last forever ... no one asked for this."
Or you could do LSD and do a meeting up with the LDS and really make the chaos happen.
This sort of thing is why I can’t fuck with any group that endorses Platner nbcboston.app.link/MRoFGV8ds1b
EVERY SINGLE PART of a lily is toxic!
Petals, leaves, pollen, the water in the vase.
You can celebrate someone other ways besides killing their cat.
I worked as a vet tech for 10 years. Let me assure you, you don't want to see your cat go through this nightmare.
I'm sure your average American is very happy that friends of #Trumpstein in the oil industry are making $$ms due to higher oil prices.. whilst they struggle. #DistractionWar
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Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?
Get your booty checked!
Also, this is the first time I've ever used the poop emoji, but I think it really sets the tone I wanted here.
THE PARTY OF FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY! 💩
Yesterday, Jeffrey Epstein's former account testified, under oath, that the Epstein Estate paid a settlement to one of the women accusing Donald Trump of raping her as a minor, AFTER Epstein had died.
This would end any other President instantly. But the press doesn't care.
Also I think that image is AI.
Man, @gavinnewsom.bsky.social continues to prove his worthlessness.
hello! i hate phone
Blocking you for the AI, AI bot
WAR CRIMES
AIN’T COOL….
My joints have been wack for weeks now. I'm tired. 👻
When will they leave us alone?
I will outsmart the AI by being too underemployed to warrant stealing from
I mean, do we want to talk about Pete Hegseth buying a grand piano and spending tons of money on lobster and king crab because they had to hurry up and spend taxpayer money? The regimens absolutely looting the coffers of the American people. On every level.
Hey fucko, get over here and shake your booty!
It comes with some big caveats, but hey, it's a start.
This is false.
Jamal Harrison Bryant, a Megachurch pastor, has said the boycott is over. He is not leaders, plural. He and his church were not the ones to start the calls for boycott.
Nekima Levy Armstrong, who founded the Racial Justice Network, and other Minnesota civil rights activists were.
