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@planepackedjess

Your new favorite metalqueerβ„’. Late-millennial, lesbian and contagiously trans. Ask me about Planepacked!

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If those are hanging around, I wouldn't be surprised if people were passing around the same parody songs and misattributing them to Devo or Megadeth or whoever.

12.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of a t-shirt preview of a black shirt with an image of the White House made using overlapping letters and punctuation marks from a typewriter. flames made of characters in the colors of the trans pride flag cover the building

caption on the shirt reads "bring our fire to hell"

a screenshot of a t-shirt preview of a black shirt with an image of the White House made using overlapping letters and punctuation marks from a typewriter. flames made of characters in the colors of the trans pride flag cover the building caption on the shirt reads "bring our fire to hell"

love a design that makes us feel the need to literally text our lawyer before putting any more effort into it

12.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

That confirms it. Pride flags are a powerful form of apotropaic magic!

11.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not JUST horrifically dangerous! Even just believing that your behavior, your appearance, your very essence should be determined by what genitals you appeared to have at birth is a fundamentally miserable and stifling way to engage with the world.

11.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's like the "Great Illustrated Classics" that were floating around my childhood libraries, but without any of the artwork or new material (like in their version of The Time Machine) to make it at least historically interesting. 🫠

11.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, nobody on a day to day basis. However, a trans engineer joined one of my company's other teams last year. It's nice to not be the only trans person currently at the company!

11.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're scared of protesting or a general strike because you could lose your job, healthcare, and housing, or even go to jail, now you understand why the US has no universal healthcare or housing and no guaranteed parental leave, but DOES have the largest prison and police system on planet Earth.

09.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 2910 πŸ” 1219 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 30

calling β€œyou’re so brave” or β€œi hold space for trans people” or β€œmy self work involves decentering cisnormativity” style rhetoric that is ultimately contentless and divorced from real concerns allyslop

11.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 245 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2
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huge fan of the Pokemon TCG artwork by Keiji Kinebuchi

05.01.2025 02:10 πŸ‘ 705 πŸ” 304 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6

defending art's right to exist, especially nsfw art, inherenetly involves you having to allow art you don't like or even think is abhorrent or reprehensible to exist. you do not have to pretend to like it or engage with it, but you need to let it exist. you give fascists an inch they take a mile.

11.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 1545 πŸ” 882 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Epic Pinball - Android (1993) [MS-DOS]
Epic Pinball - Android (1993) [MS-DOS] YouTube video by Dosgamert

This Android pinball, but she's girl, or a different Android pinball, but she's girl? m.youtube.com/watch?v=nBrL...

11.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

for as much as men's rights activists love to complain about how much easier women have it you'd think a few of them would transition about it

11.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

worth remembering, David Lynch directed β€œfix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic β€œno mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

10.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 11307 πŸ” 4631 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Now I'm wondering - what's the Linux equivalent of being given a medically insufficient hormone regime? Messing around with the Linux subsystem on Windows? πŸ€”

10.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

10.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 8035 πŸ” 1703 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 156

You can pussify a dick like origami. You can't get someone who thinks recycling is gay to wash his ass.

10.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 381 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
10.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 13652 πŸ” 3975 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 6

When I joined as the head engineer of the Torment Nexus project, it was to work on fascinating technical problems and make the world a better place along the way. I am appalled to discover that the Torment Nexus would be used this way and, now that my options have vested, will be leaving the project

10.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 2494 πŸ” 571 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 16

Mao inventing pride month: gays hold up one twelfth of the year

08.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 614 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy #MAR10Day from *the* Mario on DOS!
#DOSGaming

10.03.2024 16:01 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 7

My limited experience with ELP suggests to me that they're the most stereotypical prog rock band to have ever progged. Whether that's a good thing or not is left as an exercise for the reader. 🎼

10.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot believe we have to keep saying this but

That framework is fake! We made it up! It's not the natural order! It's not "just the way things are" or any such horseshit! It's entirely artificial and not a real thing that really exists at all!

IT CAN GO AWAY. WE WILL BE FINE WITHOUT IT.

10.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a girl who's limited to the human estrogen, I can't help but be jealous! πŸ˜…

10.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there is literally nothing wrong with being trans and anyone who says otherwise is a fascist who would kill and/or enslave your entire family at a moment's notice

10.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 1762 πŸ” 463 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6

The only permanent solution to toxic misogyny is to genetically engineer an apex race of "super gays" to rebalance the ecosystem.

I will NOT be elaborating on this plan of action. Thank you for the consideration.

10.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

Do you put anything on them, like butter, or lemon juice, or Old Bay? πŸ™ƒ

10.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

in retrospect its super funny the Bsky brain trust dreamed of a crypto bro wonderland without realizing their invitation only beta (which only the most tuned in, extremely online people could access) guaranteed a seed population of freaky communist shitposters

09.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 428 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

Gamergate is the Dreyfus Affair of the 21st Century and I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

09.03.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 486 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12602 πŸ” 7638 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

I don’t think Trump and his people are capable of engineering β€œdistractions,” I think the mind-numbing chaos we see every day is straightforwardly the result of giving the dumbest, cruelest, most corrupt, most selfish people of a generation near-unmitigated power

09.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 5235 πŸ” 1283 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 63