Irian Greenleaf

photo of a triangular cloud in a blue sky, the cloud is brightly lit on one edge by the sun out of frame

jaunty boi closeup

no clue how this will appear here, it's a very wide shot of a nice cloudscape ☀️🌿

y porque no los dos

keep your friends groce and your enemie's grocer

people who post wordplay on here but turn off replies and quote posts are salting the earth

@jesszafarris.com
the famous old example of machine translation from the 70s (we think) turned "hydraulic ram" into "water sheep" but we feel it didn't go far enough, so may we humbly proffer "bahrain"

crystal menth in fact

you can avoid this problem for a small fee by using lydian mode

but of course, sweeping statement for the bit™

and dire straights, those appalling heterosexuals

omg we had a sweet little dream where we and some cute twink were playing a long game, selectively breeding chickens to give them better flying abilities until we had a flock that soared across the skies at sunset in classic vee formation, and majestic? no they were not, they're chickens

when you fancy a nice warm cup

pterry was never anything but

what Gytha Ogg calls dire rear

funny coincidence, we were just listening to the 80s finale synth god Gary Denoumon

the carpet is there because there are no handrails or seatbelts and the stabilisers are always going on the fritz

twisting and turning the squeaky belgian language until it becomes a walloon animal

nothing says "tv detective" like harpsichord music, apparently

heard this late one night when we were 12 and our wounded little mind and heart held onto it for 20 years until we accidentally heard a cover by Judy Tzuke and found out who originally recorded it - lifesaver (and despite the lyrics it's not about religion but about boyfriends)

youtu.be/kTAesI73E1U

Hamlet dying in Battlestar Galactica:

the rest is cylons

that shit don't fly

if you're only a bit of a snitch you can describe yourself as a stool smigeon

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Just signed this petition.

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Role Model by Rachel Reid (second run through these books)

getting yourself turned entirely green, or as it's technically known, phthaloplasty

it's so bloody lovely to see the deciduous trees start to yawn and stretch and do the catkin thing ☀️🌿

we were seven (so it was 1969) when we were introduced to our parents' friends David and Vic who were essentially married and lived together with two cats and a dog, it never seemed anything but normal to us (but then we turned out to be queer and trans so)

we all hear about lipstick lesbians and chapstick lesbians but what about the humble slapstick lesbian

(turn your clown upside down)

deranged buddhist sea captain c.1993 vs feral buddhist animist agender crone c.2024

some decent teabags couldn't hurt