Bungrim 🔞 Depraved Lagomorph

I was searching my own post history to track how long since I was last sick and saw this one 😅

I think a combination of lockdown and the fact that Covid (which is what I got at least one of the times during this winter) can degrade the immune system for a pretty long time is what's caused this.

I looked back and this is actually the first time I'm sick this year, so it's "better"

Pathetic Omega going through their heat while dealing with a flu.

Sobbing inconsolably because they can't smell the hoodie they stole from their Alpha friend through their stuffed nose.

I've had a good immune system for most of my life, I had a really unfortunate string of infections late last year and start of this one.

This one DOES make sense, though; I spent a weekend in a cabin with a toddler who had a runny nose and was coughing.

Thanks for thinking of me, though!

OMG that's awesome! I hope you had fun!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I DO love playing Apollo, but god damn I think I may be a much better Viscous player.

Just "HIHI HOHO, BIG FISTS EVERYWHERE!"

Gloryholes built into one way glass.

Girls think they can just relax and suck dicks with no one knowing who they are but in reality from the guys' side it's totally see through and they can see exactly whose throat they're fucking.

#NSFW

Why do people KEEP SAYING THAT!?

U-undersized nurse outfit 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

IT'S A GODDAMN CRYING SHAME!

You're CONSISTENTLY so gropeable, too!

Welp...

I guess after a weekend with my niece and nephew, a day of travel, gym AND meal prep was just too much...

Bun's sick🤧🤒, send warm hugs and ur best nurses~

If you prefer more humans they say "Maybe it's because you notice humans often use clunky prose. ... AI used to make mistakes like this, too..."

Not to mention the AI were trained ON THOSE AUTHORS, and writing essentially the same lines.

"AI can almost copy an author's style for 1 paragraph" WOAH

Hop!? 🐰🐰🐰

I'm sorry bunny on PWO just heard read "hop" and is now in overdrive!

I'm pretty sure "between a beatiful pair of thighs" is a bunny's natural habitat!~

I HAVE had a Monster today, but it's been a travel day and I wanna pump some iron....

Half glass of PWO?

Half glass of PWO.

I'm EXCEEDINGLY envious!

Just realized I never crossposted my Aggron/Human story from twitter???

Wtf, I'll try to rectify this today!

Pokémon trainer who's blasting through gym challenges with his devoted team! Many people wonder how he can have a team of all shiny Pokémon.

He knows a trick that helped him: humans are in most egg groups, and pokéeggs made in human wombs are almost certain to hatch shiny!~

I'm thinking about a pair of poke parties!

📝📝📝

I'm taking notes, I'm taking notes!

These are true and correct, but sadly not applicable to cute trainer teams since they're a bit too powerful

Those are definately counterparts,but lacking the "creepy", sadly.

The closest 3rd pair I have is Tinkaton/Corviknight, since tinkatons make their hammers for corviknight armor...

Zangoose/Seviper isn't a bad idea, but both and kinda rivals and tough looking and are essentially equal rivals.

Basically I'm thinking "could you make a cute, mascot-y team for a trainer, and a 2nd, "dark mirror" team for their stalker?"

QUESTION! How many pokémon have "creepy doubles"?

Like Pikachu has Mimikyuu, Clefairy/Clefable has Gengar (arguable)

Are there more?

I have my reasons

Oh sweet seven hells that looks incredible!

(And the bath's not half bad either)

OMG YOU'RE SO CORRECT!

You're right! I'm so happy you've learned your place!

This is very true but ALSO it'd be fun to break you of your brattiness~

Having a version of you that's always devoted and obedient does sound nice too!

...I might end up missing the chase, though