It’s the first annual Montgomery Burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence
01.03.2026 17:19
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It’s the first annual Montgomery Burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence
They can use my pen and then it’s 100% free. I’ll happily buy them a quill if that’s what it takes
Since when did this sack of cum work for Open AI? My impression of both has just gone even lower, somehow
Labour: Be engulfed in a scandal with state secrets being shared with a prolific paedophile
Polls: +2
It is absolutely not T-shirt weather Owen
Pint of his tears please
Impressionable, misled young men were brainwashed into fighting a pointless, unjust war. Nobody deserved to die, racist or not, British or not
None of it. It was a complete disaster but the families of those that died don’t deserve their loved ones being smeared like this. Show some respect
Oh wow, this might be the worst take I’ve ever seen on this website
The principles of blatant electoral opportunism, of course
kisses with Carney, I assume
Would I lie ragu
Play some more of Metroid to find out why it’s completely not fine
The first annual Andy Churnwell award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence
I’ve solved it: Jack Whitehall in Riyadh with the lack of principles
Penis advocate
you know what, fuck Bowser *unzips pants*
“I’ve said terrible things, but as long as it’s for Saudi blood money, I think it’s forgivable”
Own goal after own goal. They’re just trying to be voted out now
I stand corrected. Well done on making it look cheap then
Once you’ve started flogging cheap booze, it might be for the best
Tough choice for Starmer to sack Mandelson, but we can all agree it was masterful of him to only do this after 48 solid hours saying he would not sack him because he really really likes and trusts the guy who supported the most famous paedophile the world has ever known.
it's real support from actual racists
Nadine Dorries joins Nigel Farage’s Reform UK.
When you tweet with Glinner energy....
Today's sketch, now available to own on Home Video. I mean you can watch it on YouTube, and you should because then I get money. It's the 80s, baby.
youtu.be/23SKNZEUQuk
Spectacular reporting as always by @larryandpaul.bsky.social on #BrokenNews. What a lovely story. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovOV...
Willie May Ooze
Bride
Florida, Marriages, 1830-1993
Post by David Beech: The truth is it's going to be a choice between people like this and a Labour or Labour led coalition at the next election. If you think Labour is the same as this sack of shit don't complain when you wake up to a Reform/Tory government in 4 years time and consequences that will follow. So many people on the left in this country are absolutely determined to repeat the mistakes of the left in the US.
"eat this dog shit my chef serves or you're gonna eat cat shit in four years"
[nervous] can your chef prepare other foods-
[later, eating cat shit] "THIS IS YOUR FAULT. THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR NOT MUNCHING DOWN THE DOG SHIT-"
