Being Catholic:
Holy ghost
I'm on fire
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The king called up his jet fighters
He said, "You better earn your pay
Drop your bombs between the minarets
Down the Casbah way"
As soon as the Sharif was
Chauffeured outta there
The jet pilots tuned to
The cockpit radio blare
As soon as the Sharif was
Out of their hair
The jet pilots wailed
Gavin Newsom smiling creepily
Joker smiling creepily killing Batman's parents.
I mean
Shorter Trump: We will be creating the famous Skynet, from the great movie Don't Create Skynet.
Dear Americans,
Regarding tariff refunds, I want you to contact your reps with these messages:
STEP 1: “I want my 1,000 dollars back for the tariff taxes I paid.”
When they say give an excuse, you write back:
STEP 2: “Fuck you. Pay me.”
Repeat step 2 as many times as needed.
it's friday gamers lets fucking get it
@summerknight.bsky.social
Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes
Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes
Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes
dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018
please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
I don’t think we should allow the secret police to round people up and sort them by race
My grandpa was a "Virgil"
He introduced himself as Bud 😄
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
Democrats want commonsense reforms for the swarms of killer wasps whose bites cause chronic exploding fire diarrhea of the penis.
Eliminate the Gestapo. We want it gone. There's no reforming of the Gestapo.
Put on your costume and powder your face
The people pay and want to laugh here
STOP CARRYING OUT YOUR INTENTIONS
Or...
NO MEANING
An orange cat named Rufus finds a box in which he fits, and sits. After rubbing his face all over it, of course, to make it his own. It's the Star Realms box, we were playing Star Realms, and this was the only way to keep him off our play area
One Rufus 🐈
@summerknight.bsky.social let the finger pointing, backstabbing, and eventually, the plea agreements begin
A screenshot from the animated Robin Hood cartoon of the young rabbit boy waving a wooden sword yelling "death to tyrants!"
When they ask who radicalized you
“Many will ask: how did we get here? For those who believed the lies of the US cold war propaganda campaigns, this violence will appear new.“
nublues.beehiiv.com/p/mask-off-t...
What a shame so many people scooped you guys.
In 2016.
At the top is Noem repeating some dumb shit about how no one brings a firearm and ammo if they are at a peaceful protest. At the bottom is a scene from a pro Trump march with heavily armed and armored masked men
Oh ok so is this you telling us how you're gonna do your fucking JOB now???
Run this as a pro choice ad
Large brick wall with a tiny white signat the base of the wall that says "Slavery was real"
"Slavery was real"
Tiny sign at the base of a brick wall that, until yesterday, held panels about the people enslaved by George Washington.
Presidents House, Philadelphia.
