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Owl City songs have the same vibe as an I Spy book page and I can’t explain it

Haven’t seen anyone posting about how 2026 is going to be their year. Is this a recession indicator?

My bank account hates that Squishmallow and Pokemon keep dropping orb shaped bangers

Leaving my vacation in Aruba to go back to Canada. So naturally I had to grab an Authentic New York Slice in the Aruba airport @raynarvaezjr.sucks

bbno-arm

Been working up to buying my first vehicle for a while now. It was finally time to pull the trigger

Holy shit, Jeb won (checks a map) Great Bear Lake?!

Up here in Canada we’re in the midst of an election. I thought @tymbelt.bsky.social would appreciate this post I saw

Me at the drive-thru: Yeah, could I get a uhhhh… classic six one combo?

This is how I look as I sit back from the monitor at the end of my shift

I thought I was prepared when I decided to rewatch RWBY but I was NOT ready for the X-Ray & Vav promo at the end of the episodes

Yo if we don’t get Reputation Taylor’s Version sometime during THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE I’m going to be a little heated not gonna lie 🐍

Review of my 2024 bingo board. Some big wins there. Hoping 2025 brings more

There is no platonic explanation for that haircut scene in Sonic 3

*Pere Marquette 1225

The two engineers from The Polar Express movie

Reminder that these guys managed to Tokyo Drift a Pete Marquette 1225 locomotive, backwards, across crumbling ice, and get it back on the track

A man walks into his apartment and says "glad to be home from work. time to change." He undergoes a Sailor Moon-like magical girl transformation, where a star pendant erupts into pink ribbons that cover his body and turn into his home clothes, a tattered Ween shirt and dirty sweatpants.

It’s about a boy who is hiding a secret who gets thrown into the middle of a political and community battleground and a competitive school that is also possibly hiding a dangerous secret. Has some elements of rebellion against oppressive regimes and magic/secret power stuff too

I give BookTok a lot of, well deserved, shit. But I have to admit, I’m glad they made me aware of The Will of the Many by James Islington. Very enjoyable read and a 1000+ page book that I would actually call a page turner the whole way through #booksky 💙📚

This is me if you even care

a screenshot from the 2011 film We Bought A Zoo of matt damon talking to scarlett johansson, but matt damon has been photoshopped to be dressed as ozymandias from Watchmen

"Buy it?" Scarlett, I'm not a Republic Serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I bought the zoo thirty-five minutes ago.

Just saw it and felt like I should come apologize to you because Sony won’t

Was no one going to mention that Grapploct has a pre evolution? I seriously thought someone had hacked #TCGP and put in fakemon

@kempob.bsky.social happy birthday yo!

Flared base, you’re good to go

Absolute cinema with perfect synchronization

Saiki K told Dan Da Dan they could copy the homework as long as they changed it up a lil bit

A bunch of skeletons dressed as Taylor Swift. There are headstones with the names of Taylor’s ex boyfriends.

Yall….Taylor Swift Terrors Tour Halloween Decoration…

Could use a Weedle or two, but good start!