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Lorz IX

@lorz-ix

|He/him|30|EN/ES|๐Ÿด Small time artist, full time videogame junkie. Retro/FPS/fighting game enjoyer. Pro-OC activist. Kind of a vtuber.

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Hasbro Furblet Meri-Kah

Hasbro Furblet Meri-Kah

This is it. This is the worst of Hasbroโ€™s Americaโ€™s birthday products. They named it Meri-Kah.

11.03.2026 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

can't be emphasised enough that no matter how empty Valve's defense of lootboxes sounds, the lawsuit is also a trojan horse to censor violence in games so it's not a good idea to side with it lol

11.03.2026 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1812 ๐Ÿ” 863 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

#otDevil

11.03.2026 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 246 ๐Ÿ” 95 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tweet from โ€˜Gregory Mammal-Friendโ€™ (@cat_beltane): โ€œamerica is good at blasting off its own dick with a shotgun and as a yank i am utterly fascinated by britain's ability to carefully place its dick in a drawer and slowly but firmly push it closed for two years straightโ€
11/03/2019, 00:21

Tweet from โ€˜Gregory Mammal-Friendโ€™ (@cat_beltane): โ€œamerica is good at blasting off its own dick with a shotgun and as a yank i am utterly fascinated by britain's ability to carefully place its dick in a drawer and slowly but firmly push it closed for two years straightโ€ 11/03/2019, 00:21

Well, erโ€ฆ happy seventh anniversary to this tweet, I suppose

11.03.2026 07:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1058 ๐Ÿ” 257 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Turns out someone else was feeling left out @kassaryln.bsky.social #art #oc

11.03.2026 07:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Metal Cardbot W Blood Wing - A robot toy - styled on a classic vampire with some big ol' wings.

Metal Cardbot W Blood Wing - A robot toy - styled on a classic vampire with some big ol' wings.

Um yes absolutely.

10.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 87 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 18:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 13657 ๐Ÿ” 3975 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

I didn't want @pecansan.bsky.social to feel left out. What do you call it when it's neither yaoi nor yuri? I might have invented a whole new genre here...

#pecanfan #art #oc

10.03.2026 08:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Japanese fan girl does cosplay of Arale Norimaki, the lead android heroine (menace?) of DR SLUMP, dressed in a Godzilla costume, one of the comedy manga's most enduring images. These photos are from Fanroad Magazine (1981) and originally shared by Kaiju Kingdom

09.03.2026 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 221 ๐Ÿ” 95 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

He says โ€œseparate the art from the artistโ€ what he means is the money is more important than trans lives.

09.03.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 49 ๐Ÿ” 17 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Theodore and Ellie With Moving Costs, organized by Theodore Youngquist My name is Theodore, and me and my girlfriend Ellie have both been strugโ€ฆ Theodore Youngquist needs your support for Help Theodore and Ellie With Moving Costs

Hi. We have about 2 months to get out of our current place & we need help since neither of us are having luck finding jobs. I do not feel great having to resort to something like this but we're running out of time.

(I don't have any pics of me & E bc we both hate taking them...)
gofund.me/72c739c9e

08.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.

Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck itโ€™s supposed to mean?

Last line is especially ominous

09.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2873 ๐Ÿ” 649 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 185 ๐Ÿ“Œ 209
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#ninjaclub

08.03.2026 05:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 770 ๐Ÿ” 201 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obama was a lego star wars fan

09.03.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lily the Spider Maid

09.03.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3876 ๐Ÿ” 863 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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ITโ€™S MOVE ME MONDAY!!

09.03.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

09.03.2026 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 5435 ๐Ÿ” 2331 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49 ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

A

09.03.2026 08:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm an absolute moron I forgot the tags!!!!!
#cicutart #maculatart #oc #art @hemlockratte.bsky.social

09.03.2026 08:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A simple, monochrome drawing over a gray background. On the upper left and right corners, there are screenshots of twitch chat messages that read as follows. Hemlock: @lorzix *beaming yaoi into your brain* | Lorz: @hemlockratte that's bullshit you always do that | Hemlock: *beaming it harder* IT'S YOUR TURN TO DRAW LORZLOCK| Lorz: (angry emote) | Lorz: what if I made my jacket a few sizes too big. I don't usually wear it like normal but I could. Wait I'm seeing the light. Jacket so big I can share it with da rattie.| The drawing itself is of Lorz and Hemlock sharing a large version of Lorz's jacket that's big enough to fit both of them in it while buttoned up and goes down to almost their knees. Lorz has a flustered expression and is suspended a few inches above the ground, probably being held by the waist by Hemlock, who's hugging him from behind. Hemlock himself has a serene expression and he's wagging his tail. Neither of them seem to be wearing many layers of clothing under the jacket.

A simple, monochrome drawing over a gray background. On the upper left and right corners, there are screenshots of twitch chat messages that read as follows. Hemlock: @lorzix *beaming yaoi into your brain* | Lorz: @hemlockratte that's bullshit you always do that | Hemlock: *beaming it harder* IT'S YOUR TURN TO DRAW LORZLOCK| Lorz: (angry emote) | Lorz: what if I made my jacket a few sizes too big. I don't usually wear it like normal but I could. Wait I'm seeing the light. Jacket so big I can share it with da rattie.| The drawing itself is of Lorz and Hemlock sharing a large version of Lorz's jacket that's big enough to fit both of them in it while buttoned up and goes down to almost their knees. Lorz has a flustered expression and is suspended a few inches above the ground, probably being held by the waist by Hemlock, who's hugging him from behind. Hemlock himself has a serene expression and he's wagging his tail. Neither of them seem to be wearing many layers of clothing under the jacket.

Having weird waves beamed into my brain that make me draw yaoi

09.03.2026 08:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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#internationalwomensday

08.03.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1623 ๐Ÿ” 527 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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this "frutiger aero" shit is EASY

08.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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An extraordinarily rare floppy disk โ€” one of just 50 copies of Tsukihime Trial Edition ever produced โ€” was allegedly destroyed coming through U.S. Customs. https://t.co/GbxXLfegVZ

08.03.2026 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 73 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

So cool

06.03.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1380 ๐Ÿ” 629 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

wait it's coming back, I'm going insane (positive)

08.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸฎDon't look back!!๐Ÿธ color ver.

08.03.2026 10:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 604 ๐Ÿ” 301 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is my cat named Chat and my dog named Mods

08.03.2026 21:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This quote isnt just out of touch or disappointing, its fucking dark. Gay people are not a conversation parents need to have with their kids? Knowing gay people exist doesnt require therapy??

Any parents who thinks that way needs to have their kids removed ASAP. Get in a volcano, Pete.

07.03.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2979 ๐Ÿ” 944 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

aj fuck i was feeling like drawing something and i lost all energy to do s hit, this sucks

08.03.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Its a meme or picture of a crab swimming in the ocean and its claw is at the camera lens and it reads "get fucjing pinched you absolute fool" memes animals ocean life marine life

Its a meme or picture of a crab swimming in the ocean and its claw is at the camera lens and it reads "get fucjing pinched you absolute fool" memes animals ocean life marine life

12.01.2026 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 111 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2