Piss off! Ffs
12.03.2026 01:41
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Piss off! Ffs
LinkedIn (derogatory) keeps sending me job openings that might interest me: radio presenter, voice actor, voice over artist etc. And 99.9 percent are like the below - a fucking AI company asking people to contribute to their own obsolescence. This absolutely *fucking* sucks.
10 most distrusted brands in order: Woolworths, Optus, Facebook/Meta, Coles, Temu, Tesla, Qantas, Telstra, X, Shein
Australians distrust Tesla more than X, according to Roy Morgan. www.roymorgan.com/findings/101...
@CNN Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss.
and he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids
Get absolutely fucked.
Imagine watching an entire country celebrating you being taken off air and thinking "they want me bad, baby!"
Just barrelled through the Berlin Noir trilogy by Phillip Kerr. Great twist on hard-boiled. With you on the *flutters hand ineffectually* you know. Lowest I've been in a long time.
This had better be a sliding price scale because, at most, I've got four apostles before I'm bored and moving on.
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
Very briefly my brain refused to recognise the space between "go" and "on" - and, reader, I was shocked.
Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo
We will see you in 2066.
The nerve of this woman to say on stage that taxpayers are “overtaxed in this country” while charging us for the $9000 flight from NSW to VIC to get on that stage.
Utterly atrocious. What a grubby little lot they are.
Moderators at PETER VAN ONSELEN's 'Daily Mail' happily printing comments calling for the death of Laura Tingle, currently stranded in Dubai. This one of the tamer ones. Their 'House Rules' are just for show.
Surely not? Genuine consequences on the table?! (Also fucking jaw on the floor realising their contract was $100 million for 10 years. Insane shit.)
In which I reply to someone with a blacked out name that they are missing the joke and they inform me that in-jokes are virtue signals “used often by the far right.” Kinda want to frame it.
And they keep saying Bluesky doesn’t have the juice…
Imagine hating someone more than you would like $20 million. Twenty million bucks worth of fuck you.
Richard Hanania tweet: Has any theory in international relations been more discredited than blowback? It turns out you can just kill bad people and everything is fine.
I swear these people don't have object permanence
I'm just so fucking old
My expectations were rock bottom but A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was a fucking delight with a finale that was both beautifully emotional and ridiculously playful. That creative team was absolutely cooking.
Time to go back to not giving a shit about curling.
Also the news has me revisiting a fave American TV moment - Lou Dobbs quietly stroking out while trying to say Guadalajara.
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Don't ask me to explain it but El Mencho is the most Australian-coded nickname I've ever heard.
You can't miss the family resemblance.
Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.
