Callie (@soaucal)

Time for more au shooty hoops 🫠

12.03.2026 19:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

12.03.2026 12:04 👍 6201 🔁 1771 💬 1 📌 120

Hell yeah

12.03.2026 11:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[Pirates of the Caribbean theme plays]

12.03.2026 11:17 👍 393 🔁 42 💬 12 📌 2

Absolutely magical to see a magnificent Whooping Crane soar directly overhead at sunset. That's a seven-foot wingspan you're looking at! 🤍🖤🤍 #Cranes #Texas #BirdsSeenin2026

12.03.2026 11:23 👍 88 🔁 22 💬 3 📌 1

Trump on Cuba

12.03.2026 02:36 👍 58 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

A sign that says “thick land build.”

You know my girl got that

12.03.2026 02:34 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

Sir 💀

12.03.2026 02:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@mattscalici.bsky.social says this all the time 🤌

12.03.2026 02:36 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

They're calling this the most Italian thing in history

12.03.2026 00:43 👍 136 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0

One thing I admire about Red-winged Blackbirds--they really belt it out. This guy is putting everything into his song. Spotted along Central Park's Harlem Meer. 🎶🎶🎶 #Blackbirds #CentralPark #birding

11.03.2026 13:47 👍 85 🔁 23 💬 0 📌 0

All children are born anti-fascist

11.03.2026 22:20 👍 99 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0

Mine was whispered bc I don’t want to scare it away 😅😭

11.03.2026 21:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And a cautious war eagle to you all

11.03.2026 21:20 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1

An instagram post from AZ Alkmaar wishing a Happy Birthday to a player called Jizz

11.03.2026 20:06 👍 331 🔁 62 💬 18 📌 27

a close up of a woman 's face with the words " i don 't know her " ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words " i don 't know her "

11.03.2026 20:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

11.03.2026 19:07 👍 10929 🔁 1829 💬 136 📌 124

Marco Rubio wearing a navy suit and black dress shoes. He's looking down at his feet.

"i think he bought the wrong size"

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11.03.2026 14:14 👍 106 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

I truly love unhinged social graphics

30.01.2026 16:43 👍 1528 🔁 80 💬 31 📌 8

find out if team usa gets eliminated from the wbc in the group stage

on tubi

11.03.2026 11:49 👍 51 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0

A Red-winged Blackbird singing his heart out along Central Park's Harlem Meer this morning. If you look closely (and use a little imagination) you can see his breath in the cool air! 🎶🎶🎶 #Blackbirds #CentralPark #birdcpp

10.03.2026 12:59 👍 119 🔁 42 💬 1 📌 2

oh no

11.03.2026 04:07 👍 178 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 0

Italy out here celebrating MAR10.

11.03.2026 04:10 👍 129 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 2

A painting of a bird beside the text "you credulous asshat"

10.03.2026 21:22 👍 524 🔁 96 💬 5 📌 8

Not getting out of the pool stage would be the most embarrassing thing that's happened to a Team USA on home soil since at least last September at the Ryder Cup

11.03.2026 04:19 👍 129 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 3

Not only did team USA lose to Italy but now we have to do math, which is even worse.

11.03.2026 04:20 👍 1114 🔁 156 💬 41 📌 10

Maxx Crosby won’t see your failed physical jokes but your friends who have a lot of mental and physical ailments probably will, because they’re really spending a lot of time on this website to avoid all of the difficult things they need to be doing to make their lives meaningful and fulfilling.

11.03.2026 00:23 👍 288 🔁 18 💬 8 📌 2

a woman wearing glasses and a pink jacket is holding a piece of paper that says `` i want him '' . ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a pink jacket is holding a piece of paper that says `` i want him '' .

11.03.2026 00:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would die for emo pony 😭

11.03.2026 00:23 👍 24 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

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