Me: why do I hate myself?
Me:…oh yeah, my period is due to come Friday 🙃
19.02.2026 00:13
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Me: why do I hate myself?
Me:…oh yeah, my period is due to come Friday 🙃
TW // weight
I very intentionally did not look at the scale during my doctor’s appointment Wednesday, but then my dumbass just accidentally saw the weight on my patient portal. Why did I do that to myself?
I am missing my two favorite bras and a t-shirt, and I’ve looked EVERYWHERE. At this point, I’m wondering if I threw them away somehow?
Bob really is just a hater, huh?
HOW DID I FORGET GLENN HOWERTON WAS IN THE STRANGERS?!
Definitely not looking like I'm going to read more books than I did last year, but I am on track to watch more new movies than last year, so at least there's that!
Andddd I have the ‘vid 😭
My mom asked me to take a covid test before going over to her house cuz I have a cough and the sniffles and just got home from traveling. No fever, lethargy, or body aches. But it was POSITIVE. Then I realized it was almost 2 yrs expired, so she’s bringing me over a new one. We shall see 😬
Every day I love and value my parents more, both as individuals and as a couple modeling what a healthy relationship looks like.
Exercised for the first time since April today. Only made it 15 minutes, but it's a start!
I’m having a couple’s game night with my boyfriend and my two besties and their partners (also friends of mine) next weekend, and this is pretty much all I’ve ever wanted 🥹
Best part of living by myself: having a drunk dance party by myself to Beyonce in the middle of the night
hi, i was very unexpectedly laid off from my job yesterday. i’m still spiraling a bit and starting to worry about things like my mortgage.
so can i interest you in preordering my next book, DADDY ISSUES? it’s what galactus would want.
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Really thinking about doing another Girls rewatch...except I'm tired of not having a single soul to rave about it with.
It’s 6:30pm on Saturday evening, I’m in my bed, and I couldn’t be happier.
My mom is such a saint, and I love her so much.
Ever wake up feeling vaguely sick all over but can’t pinpoint exactly what’s wrong with your body?
Okay, how much of The Rehearsal is real? I’m very confused lol
Too awake to fall back asleep, too tired to get up and be productive 😭
Just remembered I had a dream last night where I met Adam and Joanne and they gave me a Snickers bar 😅
Guys, it just slipped out as we were about to kiss. I feel so ridiculous 😭
Shout out to my four best friends who all within an hour responded to my spiraling texts regarding me accidentally slipping and saying something to my bf that I didn't quite mean yet 🥴. (Even more impressive that two of them are an hour ahead of me, so it was nearly midnight their time)
Really need to start taking bets among my friend group for how many times my friend gets told he looks like Adam Driver in a one year period lol.
I’m gonna be a godmother, y’all! 🥹
On. Repeat.
I've reached the point in my relationship where I'm like, "Damn, I really like this guy," and that's scary because that means he now has the power to hurt me.
Pope Francis’s "Urbi et Orbi" Easter speech:
“How much contempt is stirred up at times towards the vulnerable, the marginalized and migrants...I appeal to all those in positions of political responsibility in our world not to yield to the logic of fear which only leads to isolation from others.”
I accidentally said something so cringe yesterday that I cannot bear to tell another soul how stupid and embarrassed I feel by the slip up.
