Damo

"Reportedly" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there

Woke up 4:30am for a piss, looked at phone, saw the Spurs score after 20mins - now watching it like I watch the 24hr news channel when a natural disaster happens or a war starts...

Agree and I'm holding out hope for the unpopular. Even if they are ahead in the polls, intelligent voting (as seen in the last couple of by-elections) should keep them away. I fucking hope so anyway

Progress? 🤷‍♂️

Podcasts not based on current affairs or live sport, should run in seasons with a cap of 10. Topical sports pods should only be for the duration of the season/competition. So many good podcasts I have enjoyed and then got bored. And conversely, so many interesting ones I haven't had time to try.

Dear Yahoo Secure Search. I do not want you as my default search engine which is why I delete you every time you appear. Please fuck off!

20 points off a green arrow with none to play doesn't sound great does it? Bah.

#FPL

Not sure if this season is as anomaly, but quite a few times this year I have gone fixtures over form - and been burnt baaad! Sigh.

#FPL

I absolutely condem violence against women at all times.

B-b-but... Karoline Leavitt

5pts from 4 players. Is that good? 🤦‍♂️

#FPL

Why are these markets even offered? 🤷‍♂️

Plan to WC in 32. Was thinking either Raya to Kelleher or Rice to Wilson for my one FT this week. Raya thinking is due to both my keepers facing my attackers this week. Wilson feels like it could have more upside. Any thoughts? #fpl

As an owner, so annoying Cunha doesn’t get anything for that superb pass. Subbed on 11 DEFCON too. Ho-hum! #FPL

Former UK PM Gordon Brown is providing - voluntarily and not for the first time - information to the police about abuses of power relating to the Epstein files. As PM Brown was briefed against by people such as Alistair Campbell and Peter Mandelson as being ‘psychologically flawed’ ….1/

This sounds like a precursor to stating people are adults at 14 - and applying the law retrospectively, allowing an official free pass for the majority of those linked to Epstein (I’m sure there are some who went younger)

Triple captained Rice to get my highest GW and best overall rank this season - possibly the first decision I made that has gone my way! #FPL

Saying she never saw him do anything is not the same as he never did anything.

I bought Mane a few weeks ago for the DGW. Now thinking of selling his probably 4points and bringing in Gyokeres as TC. Very risky but potential high reward. Feels more fun than TC Gabriel or Rice. I've been stuck around 500K for 20 weeks so feel I need to roll the dice. Thoughts? #FPL

I know there’s a lot of important things going on in the world to be angry about, but right now, my biggest gripe is WHY THE FUCK can’t I find on the market a decent ear and nose hair remover!? 🤷‍♂️ (oh and the impending global facism is really fucking bad too)

I don’t disagree with what he says, but am I the only one who always prefaces a Jack White post in their head wit…. Dum, da-dum-dum, da-dum, dum. Dum, da-dum-dum, da-da-da-da-dum…

Jesus

Ignoring punctuation and grammar gave him time back for nefarious perversions

Just something to think about the next time you use Chap GPT.

What a terrible take.

I had Brighton in my Last Man Standing comp. Only 12 people were left. Pot is £12.5K. I hate Beto! 😥

I hadn’t thought about her for a while but presumed she already was in Reform

Went out on the piss this day. Changed nothing beforehand despite lots of plans. Ho hum. My calculated decisions this season have been shocking. Maybe non decisions will be better… 🤷🏻‍♂️ #FPL

This is how much Piers Morgan loved our troops at the time. news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news...